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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 歌う in a row, then あなた sneeze and あなた fall down. Did あなた ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - あなた used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how あなた knew あなた had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - あなた know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal お気に入り of mine) または a もっと見る scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell あなた a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe あなた can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when あなた apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up によって 歌う ビーチ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say あなた taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny または not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would あなた like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh あなた gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: あなた gonna tell me my fortune または what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell あなた your fortune?


Random guy: あなた 発言しました あなた WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have あなた been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and クッキー don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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Hello fellow ランダム fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform あなた that a certain new fanpoper with the ユーザー名 of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a 質問 saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a フォーラ saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now あなた will not be able to find these two contributions why あなた ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if あなた want proof that she 発言しました this check out this forum
link
Now あなた may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have 与えられた us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We 愛 to be held, talked too but if あなた press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very メリダとおそろしの森 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my フレンズ but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an エモ from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I 愛 the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your ハート, 心 beat
Is my お気に入り lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If あなた could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my ホーム though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes あなた happy.
I always want あなた to be happy.
I don't like it when あなた cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with あなた even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to 移動する on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When あなた leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe あなた embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down ボート in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other 日 we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, あなた know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once もっと見る at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure によって now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on ファンポップ for F.S. soo あなた can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to 登録する F.S. あなた must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. お茶, 紅茶 is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand 次 to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't あなた even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, あなた need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with フレンズ then run up and sit between them and go...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell あなた that I 愛 you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that あなた hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell あなた that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me あなた could care less.

I'm here to hug あなた when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell あなた how smart あなた are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell あなた that I 愛 you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that あなた hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before あなた read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, または even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take あなた down a dark road - one that once あなた start, あなた can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull あなた out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. ドラゴン say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. 魚 say blub blub blub.

13. ユニコーン say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
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I'm a little pawn still in your game
And あなた ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know あなた better than あなた know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but あなた start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but あなた turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will あなた believe,...
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