Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person 次 to あなた if they know how to tap into top-secret 五角形, 米国防総省 files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the 削除 key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever あなた hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard によって reaching over, saying "Excuse...
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