MLP Fanart Discord and Iago Almost Stone

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Perfect

posted by icuSTALKER

She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs あなた a lot.
Don't あなた愛 her?
I do...
I 愛 my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D

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What I can Do(chapter1)

posted by adaug

あなた can only live once, but if あなた do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom または dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two フレンズ already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...

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Tessa owes some money-A ランダム story

posted by robobot14

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she ストール, 盗んだ our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"

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星, つ星 Power! By: Blood On The Dance Floor

posted by RosaluvzJB

Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, 愛 a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking 尻, お尻 so happily
Supernova, bend あなた over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking あなた right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock あなた outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when あなた go against me,
You...

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ランダム Cleverbot Conversatons...

posted by MissChicky97

User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying ランダム stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some ランダム application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. あなた have no means to do so. あなた cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien あなた know!!...

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Dangerous and Adventurous:Book 2(chapter 1,Sarah)

posted by adaug

It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom 発言しました and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did あなた do that?"I asked."You need to come to the 木, ツリー house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the 木, ツリー house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the 木, ツリー house.I...

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one fine day?

posted by hetaliaitaly

One fine 日 in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.

(i like that thing または whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the 記事 is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)

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Dangerous and Adventurous (chapter 1)

posted by adaug

11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah 発言しました bounding out the door.The girls met 12 年 old Henry at a ピーカン tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah 発言しました opening...

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10 ways to tell somone is a massive justin bieber ファン

posted by hetaliaitaly

1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name または talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his 音楽 every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask あなた if あなた have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i 愛 justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate または愛 whatever he does even if they hate it または愛 it

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What I'm afraid of XD(it's SOOOOOOOO STUPID!!)

posted by Texas_Boy

I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one 日 he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One 日 when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth 妖精 take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...

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The Black Killer Chapter 1

posted by adaug

There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the ソファー, ソファ with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 月 later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...

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Best フレンズ mabey もっと見る PT 1

posted by envyelric

The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! あなた are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey あなた bums want simethin または are あなた goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do あなた hear...

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キャビン for the Summer-Chapter Nine:James

posted by moolah

James

キャビン for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
Anyways, I am 歌う my お気に入り song, 21 銃によって Green 日 whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...

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キャビン for the Summer-Chapter Seven-Laken

posted by moolah

キャビン for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken

Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 年 old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
“GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the 梨 into the side of this ダンプスター, ゴミ箱, 収集 in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...

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My thoughts (part 2) Rap

posted by smileypop9

These 記事 are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would あなた wanna listen to 音楽 from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better 音楽 available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...

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The Dr. Z! (true, FUNNY story!)

posted by moolah

The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...

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To Whom it may Concern♥Andrea's last letter

posted by moolah

The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I 愛 my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a 年 and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...

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Japanese ご飯, 米 Ball Recipe

posted by invadercalliope

Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted サーモン (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed ご飯, 米 in a ご飯, 米 bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the ご飯, 米 won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed ご飯, 米 on your hand and put your お気に入り filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled サーモン on the rice. Push the filling into the ご飯, 米 lightly. Hold the ご飯, 米 between your palms. Form the ご飯, 米 into a round, a triangle, または a cylinder によって pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the ご飯, 米 ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. ラップ the ご飯, 米 ball with a strip of nori または sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.

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Info-merchel (my comidey skit idea)

posted by fly210

voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly によって americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: あなた got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I 愛 it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if あなた call right now we will also send あなた a what ever あなた call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 もっと見る dollers shiping and handleing! あなた GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever あなた call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever あなた call it have あなた credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!

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Calliope Channel episode 3

posted by invadercalliope

CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL 日 BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST 星, つ星 IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all あなた have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! ガー EVERYONE LOVES あなた THE MOST あなた HAVE THE MOST ファン GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!