My reaction when Google has answered my 質問

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NectariaKiritsi Another funny thing is when you search "cartoon bee series" on Google, most of the results are related to Maya the Bee than any other bee-related cartoons 'cause she is the most famous of all time. :P

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tonight,my daddy......

posted by j-bfan7

My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All 日 long.

When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar

I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.

I try...

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ランダム FACTS that will leave あなた (not) Dazed

posted by Dimka_Roza4eva

1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A ラット survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for イヌ are sold in Tokyo

6. A イルカ sleeps with one eye open

7. A クロコダイル, ワニ can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast 音楽 makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs もっと見る than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...

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20 ランダム ways to eat oreos

posted by starwarsfangirl

These are just ランダム ways to eat my お気に入り cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with イチゴ milk
5. frozen
6. アナと雪の女王 with milk
7. アナと雪の女王 with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in アナと雪の女王 yogurt
11. in アナと雪の女王 yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with 落花生, ピーナッツ butter
14. アナと雪の女王 with 落花生, ピーナッツ butter
15. アナと雪の女王 with 7up
16. with 落花生, ピーナッツバター and 7up
17. with チェリー 7up
18. アナと雪の女王 with チェリー 7up
19. アナと雪の女王 with 落花生, ピーナッツバター and チェリー 7up
20. によって itself

If あなた try any of these and like it, please write a コメント and tell me which one(s) あなた tried. :)

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Five Ways To Die (or get severly injured) From A レモン

posted by amethyst44

Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if あなた think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A レモン is lying on the 上, ページのトップへ step, and あなた are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. 秒 later あなた land on your ass, and 次あなた are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A レモン is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the レモン that was created によって your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the レモン into her...

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Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

posted by skipperluvs

I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if あなた ever, one 日 decide to call me that. If あなた think I'm insane, run away, because あなた are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too あなた a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. あなた think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .

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A vey ランダム and very Funny story called "Druckies"

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two フレンズ riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a ポニー with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red 狐, フォックス is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...

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strange but cool facts-2

posted by shiriny

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when あなた sneeze because when あなた sneeze, your ハート, 心 stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A カタツムリ can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only 動物 that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders もっと見る than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...

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Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall

posted by BellaCullen96

Ride mechanical 馬 with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the 音楽 store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos または rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...

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Ways to Torture the ピザ Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like あなた know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: ピザ becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their 質問 with questions.
Ask about ピザ maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

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Sony Ericsson W995

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boba :3

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Don on "All-Stars" and "Pahkitew Island"

posted by GroovyAhma2010

What if Don got もっと見る "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A 年 has passed by, and Don is chosen によって the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef 斧, ハチェット, 手斧 with a cashew. Instead, Don...

I've Seen Enough Hentai To Know Where This Is Going

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Picasso Meme

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NikPiks - Ready Player One is Bad and Spielberg Should Feel Bad

posted by Windwakerguy430

I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg

In the 最近 years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad 書く behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and 登録する the ranks of washed up directors like...

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Great pic!

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Cactus カップケーキ

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