Summer dreams🍦☀️🌴🥥

I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy あなた are
You’re a talented kind of boy あなた are
And that’s just the kind of boy あなた are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the 音楽 plays
Headstrong, can あなた feel the beat
Melt down, can あなた feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can あなた feel the beat
Melt down, can あなた feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...

The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A 狼, オオカミ named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do あなた want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." 返信 Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are あなた doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...

"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty または anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...

Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina

Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.

Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, シャルロット, シャーロット here.
Mom: How are あなた doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need...

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated によって you.
I was so 魔法にかけられて によって your beauty that I ran into that ウォール over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime あなた passed by, just so I could stare at あなた a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a サークル, 円 that had its two sides gently compressed によって a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

I don’t know what makes あなた so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told あなた to be yourself simply couldn’t have 与えられた あなた worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t あなた have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let あなた mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are あなた always this stupid または are あなた making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like あなた before – but I had to pay an admission.

If あなた took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d 愛 to help あなた out…now, which way did あなた come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

ANIME! ^____^

An awesome 情報源 of entertainment that's basically Japanese カートゥーン often inspired によって manga, または Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost 愛 every one I see. And this 一覧 is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from アニメ I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him あなた met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do あなた listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him によって his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your お気に入り guy[If あなた hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson または some who あなた like ALLOT!]

9. Come ホーム saying あなた found your true...

There used to be a 通り, ストリート named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle あなた with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then あなた can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the ビール gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket または コート if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...

In a pub クイズ the other 日 I ロスト によって one point. The 質問 was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other 質問 was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that 林檎, アップル has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing ショップ that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some 爆撃機 jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

Ghetto Names

Mostly 人気 with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming もっと見る common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us によって our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service 机, デスク and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid または a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If あなた keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a 一覧 of "pros" and "cons" to help あなた better understand why you're seeking 愛 または acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things あなた can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...