Lel

1. Wait for a rainy day. Por paper confetti into sombodys closed umbrella and wait for them to go outside and open it.

2. Use a pin to prick a hole near the 上, ページのトップへ of sombodys drinking straw.

3. Find an old rag. Put a coin on the floor and stand near by. When people come along and try to pick up the coin rip the rag so they think they have torn their pants.

4. When a friend is drinking a can of something fizzy, wait untill they are not looking and poor in some sugar. The sugar will make the drink froth up and poor out of the can.

5. Keep sending your frends on fool's erands. - this means asking them...

It is impossible to lick your elbow (busted)
A クロコダイル, ワニ can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's ハート, 心 is in it's head.
People say "Bless you" when あなた sneeze because when あなた sneeze,your ハート, 心 stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. (busted?)
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made または received a telephone call.
Rats and 馬 can't vomit.
If あなた sneeze too hard, you...