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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With あなた XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have あなた been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen あなた someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this シート, 座席 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if あなた sit down.

Man: Your place または mine?
Woman: Both. あなた go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do あなた do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: こんにちは baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do あなた like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF あなた DON'T PASS THIS ON あなた DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All 日 long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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xXx The Rules Of 愛 xXx

posted by rAsberrStrarS

キッス On The Lips-I 愛 You
キッス On The Ear-You Are Special
キッス On The Nose-Laughter
キッス On The Cheek-Friendship
キッス On The Forehead-I Comfort You
キッス On The Neck-I Want You
キッス On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
キッス Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender キッス On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I ロストあなた

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My 上, ページのトップへ 20 お気に入り animated couples

posted by deathchick9

Miku and Kaito

20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there 音楽 videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I 愛 them もっと見る then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.

Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I 愛 these two they start out hating each other then become close フレンズまたは maybe more...I'd like to think so....

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質問 a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask または Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If あなた Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would あなた mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs あなた and takes a little something off あなた would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are あなた sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If あなた say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all あなた want, not like I care if あなた are または aren't...As long as あなた don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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お気に入り Quotes.

posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
------------------------------------------------

•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him または erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If あなた want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

Overlaping South America and Africa

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: didyoukno

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100 Rules Of A Gentleman

posted by NatalieSunshine

1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the ギター for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If あなた get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...

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Tom & Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel<3

added by Rainbow_Veins

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What's your guys' opinion on 鳩 Cameron?

posted by curtains4

Okay, she's kinda getting もっと見る famous によって the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland クリスマス日 Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if あなた like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If あなた ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, 歌う lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...

Lolita Candids

added by 8theGreat

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The mega DeviantART rant

posted by alexischaos2004

Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.

So, あなた may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? あなた probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.

DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. あなた can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always...

IU（アイユー） Black Dress

added by ace2000

Supernoobs Crossover

added by TheLastGoodbye

Source: Base belongs to inkheart7 on dA.

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Zanhar's Rules of Shipping

posted by zanhar1

によって all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if あなた do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!

#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be フレンズ but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder あなた ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...

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SCP-465, The weirdest scp i ever read

posted by slenderman777

Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened によって any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a 宇宙 at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention または care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern 人気 in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the 上, ページのトップへ of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents または manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....

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How I Think My お気に入り Characters Would React To A Zombie Apocalypse

posted by zanhar1

So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my お気に入り characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past またはファンタジー time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...

トランスフォーマー EVO Lyrics (English)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all あなた can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your ハート, 心 and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all あなた can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do あなた think...

シュレック is love, シュレック is life (Original Video)

added by Simmeh

シュレック is love, シュレック is life (Original Video)

video

シュレック is 愛

シュレック is life (original video)

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100 things all men should know about women

posted by karlialtman

1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us または someone else will.

3. We 雌犬 about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If あなた won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing あなた in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches 愛 Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like もっと見る than あなた hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, または your...