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This ランダム ファンアート might contain 上着, overclothes, アウターウェア, オーバーキャップ, and アウター.

posted by BlondLionEzel
こんにちは it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)

1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!

2. Why did the chicken クロス the road?
To 表示する that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!

3. How do あなた make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!

4. What do あなた call a giant, clumsy, atomic 線, レイ breathing lizard?
Godspilla!

5. Why did the Annoying オレンジ become so popular?
Because オレンジ is the new Black!

6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
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I am adding this because we seem to need some decent lyrics 投稿されました to this club.

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We used to swim the same moonlight waters
Oceans away from the wakeful day

My fall will be for you
My 愛 will be in you
If あなた be the one to cut me
I'll bleed forever

Scent of the sea before the waking of the world
Brings me to thee
Into the blue memory

My fall will be for you
My 愛 will be in you
If あなた be the one to cut me
I will bleed forever

Into the blue memory

A siren from the deep came to me
Sang my name my longing
Still I write my songs about that dream of mine
Worth everything I may...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1. Our brains create dreams through ランダム electrical activity. About every 90 minutes, the brain stem sends electrical impulses and the analytic portion of the brain tries to make sense of these signals.

2. Some dreams are meaningful as they give us insight into ourselves. Dreams help us connect to our unconscious mind and make sense of our wishes and fears. Dreams help us make sense of our past, present and future によって getting us in tune with our emotions.

3. Even though we can dream at any time of our sleep, we are most likely to dream during REM sleep.

4. We can sometimes control our dream...
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I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy あなた are
You’re a talented kind of boy あなた are
And that’s just the kind of boy あなた are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the 音楽 plays
Headstrong, can あなた feel the beat
Melt down, can あなた feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can あなた feel the beat
Melt down, can あなた feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...
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"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty または anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...
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I do think that あなた probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add もっと見る to the 一覧 when I find もっと見る sites I think あなた should probably avoid. So if anyone sends あなた リンク to the following sites, あなた have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad によって the name of the URL but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS あなた ARE A SICKO I ADVISE あなた NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated によって you.
I was so 魔法にかけられて によって your beauty that I ran into that ウォール over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime あなた passed by, just so I could stare at あなた a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. エンジェル Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying または you'll get some action faster than a pit ブル on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all あなた want even if she is the kind who will out chug あなた in ビール and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names あなた never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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1)"Why, do あなた find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I 愛 the 秒 grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and あなた actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a サークル, 円 that had its two sides gently compressed によって a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes あなた so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told あなた to be yourself simply couldn’t have 与えられた あなた worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t あなた have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let あなた mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are あなた always this stupid または are あなた making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like あなた before – but I had to pay an admission.

If あなた took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d 愛 to help あなた out…now, which way did あなた come in?

Brains aren’t everything....
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ANIME! ^____^

An awesome 情報源 of entertainment that's basically Japanese カートゥーン often inspired によって manga, または Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost 愛 every one I see. And this 一覧 is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from アニメ I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...
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1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers あなた know.
12.Strangers あなた don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to 削除 above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him あなた met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do あなた listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him によって his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your お気に入り guy[If あなた hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson または some who あなた like ALLOT!]

9. Come ホーム saying あなた found your true...
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posted by Bluekait
French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are もっと見る likely to become serial killers.

Everything あなた see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are もっと見る likely to dream when あなた are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If あなた tear off paper from bottles, あなた are sexually...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
There used to be a 通り, ストリート named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle あなた with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then あなた can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the ビール gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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