Steve Rogers / Captain America Scene

-when あなた ask someone for something and they try to annoy あなた because they have it and あなた don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give あなた work あなた have to do at ホーム and あなた have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your フレンズ call saying they'll come over and never 表示する up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own ホーム and being controlled によって your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if あなた make one "dirty" または "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at ホーム with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in 愛 for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really 愛 him, but I think that he really does 愛 me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL あなた MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a ランダム book I was 書く about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and 発言しました I could write a book または something. This is the first chapter, so I'd 愛 it if あなた could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things あなた liked, things that didn't make...

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President または Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a 年 plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

The ウォッカ Hotline: 772-257-4492

Outsource-A-Breakup To India: 631-403-2029

Bible Stories in 60 Seconds: 240-258-4010

The "Free Marijuana" Hotline: 267-436-5129

The Divorce Hotline: 631-403-2016

IRS Tax Extension Help Line: 267-436-5139

The "Loud Talkin' Redneck" Hotline: 401-285-0705

A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115

"Twilight" Obsession Hotline: 973-409-3307

Ruminations: 631-403-2013

Tech-Support Hotline: 772-257-4678

Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

movie hotline 781-452-4066

Gay Marriage ディベート Line: 413-497-0148

Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Your Status アップデート Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

"Travel...

I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether または not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, 秒 of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping カート and switch the items with stuff from the person 次 to them's カート
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen あなた in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of あなた on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 移動する "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When あなた are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When あなた are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When あなた are dating..... He takes あなた out to have a good time.
When あなた are married ....He brings ホーム a 6 pack, and says "What are あなた going to drink?"

When あなた are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When あなた are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When あなた are dating..... A Single ベッド for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When あなた are married ....A King size ベッド feels like an army cot.

When あなた are dating..... あなた are turned on at the sight of him naked....