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Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If あなた consider it a sport to gather your 食 によって drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all 日 hoping that the 食 will swim by, あなた might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each 年 because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, あなた might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy クイーン is closed from November through April, あなた might live in Michigan .

If あなた instinctively walk like a ペンギン for five months out of the year, あなた might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...

Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because あなた know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that あなた must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who あなた are and あなた should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make あなた feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...

あなた know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your お気に入り character from 星, つ星 Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled によって Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, または Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your お気に入り female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding または happy
:-( depressed または frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool または sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...