english subtitles...

I found this on the internet :)

101 Ways To Annoy People
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1. Sing the バットマン theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with フレンズ in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If あなた have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours によって hooking a ビデオカメラ to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in...

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an Eメール to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new お気に入り song, just so あなた know. omg ;i wrote もっと見る in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, リス clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!

I may not be フレッド Flintstone but I can sure make your ベッド rock!



Is your dad a thief または something? Because someone ストール, 盗んだ the stars and put them into your eyes!



I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?



Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?



Can I buy あなた a drink – または would あなた just prefer the five bucks?



I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.



I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together....