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Things I’ve learned from watching horror movies
 

• I learned that if the house あなた are living in tells あなた to “GO AWAY,” do it. Now.
• If you’re a virgin, stay that way.
• If a killer with a ナイフ is chasing あなた around the house, do NOT go upstairs. Go out the front door, あなた idiot!
• For God’s sake, turn on the lights.
• Never スプリット, 分割 up.
• Never stoop over to see if the killer is dead. He’s not.
• Never get naked in front of a window.
• Avoid the following geographical locations: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, many islands, lover’s lanes, most secluded...

1. Stick your palm open under the stall ウォール and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 秒 and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...

when あなた feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and あなた ロスト the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and あなた find あなた always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if あなた turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if あなた need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and あなた will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each 日 that あなた cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...