Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell あなた a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told あなた to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If あなた die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The 人気 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my シャツ on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If あなた are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some ランダム guy/girl = Is this シート, 座席 empty?
あなた = Yes and this one will be too if あなた sit here.
I'll write もっと見る soon!!!
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell あなた a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told あなた to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If あなた die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The 人気 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my シャツ on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If あなた are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some ランダム guy/girl = Is this シート, 座席 empty?
あなた = Yes and this one will be too if あなた sit here.
I'll write もっと見る soon!!!
1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
10. Sing “Bad Touch” によって the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains または argues, reply with “What are あなた gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with あなた for Halloween
4. 表示する him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile または if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room または says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” によって Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains または argues, reply with “What are あなた gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with あなた for Halloween
4. 表示する him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile または if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room または says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” によって Madonna.