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cutest gif ever.

added by mehparty3

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Jekyde and Sen_Kagemiya like this

Sen_Kagemiya do i want to know what the kid saw..

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Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

posted by cute20k

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do あなた always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd あなた treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

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13 Things To Do At Walmart!

posted by EllentheStrange

1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy くま, クマ and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. あなた hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as あなた can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say あなた were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a ランダム person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive あなた cheated on me with that whore" and point to a ランダム girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If あなた are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If あなた are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz または dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.

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もっと見る blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can あなた tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The ジョイスティック is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her もっと見る attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do あなた say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are あなた boys all in the same band?
A3: Do あなた guys all play for the Green ベイ, 湾 Packers?

Q: How do あなた make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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10 Things Guys SHOULD Know About Girls

posted by MileySelena982

1. We only cry infront of あなた when we
a) want あなた to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini スカート when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If あなた ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't または feel like あなた should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, または angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If あなた think we like to hang out with あなた every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have あなた ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When あなた ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we 愛 you... あなた better believe it.

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リスペクト to whoever can salve this RIDDLE!

posted by 1122ridr

What is heavy forwards but backwards it is NOT?

Hint: The answer is in the question

Can あなた guess, if あなた can, I'll give あなた props.

PS: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
BATMAN!!!!

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being ugly

posted by orangeturnip

things that make you...

being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly あなた become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way あなた look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww または not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have あなた become?

im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one ランダム act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

愛 yourself
愛 the world
spread some joy

愛 peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who あなた are.
dont let the world change you

thank あなた for taking the time to read ... this came from my ハート, 心 and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around ファンポップ and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 分 looking at the オレンジジュース box because it 発言しました "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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ランダム Jokes

posted by nessienjake

I recieved and Eメール with a 一覧 of ランダム jokes I thought I'd share it with あなた guys :)

Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" 発言しました the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he 発言しました he'd look into it and get...

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Funny 名言・格言 From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. あなた can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say あなた should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching テレビによって candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find テレビ very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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Here's the take on Relationships from a Guy's POV

posted by milorox18

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if あなた talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're フレンズ with other guys.

But when you're sitting 次 to us, and some ランダム guy walks into the room  and あなた jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if あなた sit there and talk to him for ten 分 without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a  little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...

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50 ランダム Questions?!!!!!!!

posted by jodith

it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were あなた 3 hours ago?
2. Who are あなた in 愛 with?
3. Have あなた ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything ピンク within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time あなた went to the mall?
6. Are あなた wearing socks right now?
7. Do あなた have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time あなた drove out of town?
9. Have あなた been to the 映画 in the last 5 days?
10. Are あなた hot?
11. What was the last thing あなた had to drink?
12. What are あなた wearing right now?
13. Do あなた wash your car または let the car wash do it?
14. Last 食 that あなた ate?
15. Where were あなた last week...