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This ランダムアイコン contains ビジネス街, 繁華街, ビジネス地区, ダウンタウン, and ダウンタウンのビジネス地区. There might also be マリーナ, 超高層ビル, 精製所, and 製油所.

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10 Things Not to do in a Lightsaber Battle

posted by spongefan612

Hello there. Here is a 一覧 about what not to do with a lightsaber. Our intern Bob will demonstrate. :D

1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down

Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:

2. Never play with your lightsaber

Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!

3. Never get distracted during the battle

Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D

4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber

Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*

5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something あなた should...

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by Alma_

Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear スーパーマン pajamas. スーパーマン wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do あなた know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' お気に入り Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a ボート he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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6 Ways On How To Deal With 鮫, サメ Attacks:

posted by Liepe

I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if あなた do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!
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6 Ways On How To Deal With 鮫, サメ Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
More than 99% of 鮫, サメ attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if あなた are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there...

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Hell Explained によって a Chemistry Student

posted by 214

THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual 質問与えられた on a 大学 of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer によって one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) または endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) または some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...

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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!

posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE あなた ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

あなた can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by cutiegirl01

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If あなた can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If あなた can't see Chuck Norris あなた may be only 秒 away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

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上, ページのトップへ 25 ways to drive your roommate crazy!!!!!!!!

posted by karpach_14

上, ページのトップへ 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time あなた wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say あなた don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...

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79 things to do in an Elevator

posted by catgirl140

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your ブリーフケースまたは handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the ウォール without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him または her to call あなた Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was クリスマス Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute ボート hanging on the クリスマス木, ツリー and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of ラム, ラム酒 into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at クリスマス time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

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100 Ways to Order a ピザ

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press ランダム numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival ピザ place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their 質問 with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Ways to Torture the ピザ Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like あなた know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: ピザ becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their 質問 with questions.
Ask about ピザ maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

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銃 N' バラ - November Rain スラッシュ Solo

added by Dream-On

sexy as fuck. *drools*

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音楽

Pokemon - Pokerap

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Bahaha.

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LOL!xD

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18 facts about about dreams

posted by randomgirl3000

1. Our brains create dreams through ランダム electrical activity. About every 90 minutes, the brain stem sends electrical impulses and the analytic portion of the brain tries to make sense of these signals.

2. Some dreams are meaningful as they give us insight into ourselves. Dreams help us connect to our unconscious mind and make sense of our wishes and fears. Dreams help us make sense of our past, present and future によって getting us in tune with our emotions.

3. Even though we can dream at any time of our sleep, we are most likely to dream during REM sleep.

4. We can sometimes control our dream...

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Switch ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(Switch)
You’re out of this world I’m sure of it
A crazy intuition, you’re off and on
You’re here then gone, come back
A curious condition
And then あなた switch right over
It’s weird yeah I know but
Just can’t get a hold of myself

Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
Hey, you’ve changed
Not like あなた used to be
‘Cause あなた get in my head and hold my heart
When I’m here you’re there, we’re worlds apart
So reverse your words, get to the start
And switch back to my world

Hey, you’re just
Talking like a machine
Hey, I’m stuck
On every word in between
‘Cause あなた get in my head and hold...

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Erase And Rewind ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak あなた out
But I
I think I might of 発言しました too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of 発言しました it’s あなた and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo...

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Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale ~Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy あなた are
You’re a talented kind of boy あなた are
And that’s just the kind of boy あなた are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the 音楽 plays
Headstrong, can あなた feel the beat
Melt down, can あなた feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can あなた feel the beat
Melt down, can あなた feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...

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62 Magical Facts about Harry Potter

posted by E-Scope90

As of 2008, Harry Potter 本 have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i
A picture of Gandalf the Grey (from The Lord of the Rings) can be seen in the collection of great wizards in Professor Dumbledore’s study in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.f
Author J. K. Rowling recently revealed that Dumbledore is gay and he had a crush on the wizard Grindelwald, whom he later defeated in a wizard duel.a
As every Potter ファン knows, Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on...

New york city

This ランダム アイコン contains ビジネス街, 繁華街, ビジネス地区, ダウンタウン, and ダウンタウンのビジネス地区. There might also be マリーナ, 超高層ビル, 精製所, and 製油所.

This ランダムアイコン contains ビジネス街, 繁華街, ビジネス地区, ダウンタウン, and ダウンタウンのビジネス地区. There might also be マリーナ, 超高層ビル, 精製所, and 製油所.