Lol, so true

YOUR GUY SIDE:


(X)You 愛 hoodies.

(X)You 愛 jeans.

()Dogs are better than cats.
(X)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(X)You've played with/against boys on a team.

()Shopping is torture.
()Sad 映画 suck.

()You own/ed an X-Box.

()Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

()At some point in time あなた wanted to be a firefighter.

(X)You own/ed a DS, PS2 または Sega.

(X)You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

(X)You watch sports on TV.

Gory 映画 are cool.

(X)You go to your dad for advice.

()You own like a trillion baseball caps.

(X)You like going to high school football...

1.Grimace painfully while smacking your head and muttering, "Shut up! dammit! all of あなた just shut up".

2.Whistle the first 7 notes of 'it's a small world' incessantly.

3.Crack open your ブリーフケース または purse, and while peering inside asked,"Got enough air in there?"

4.Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wears your upside-down.

5.When arriving at your floor,grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open によって themselves.

6.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call あなた an admiral.

7.On the highest floor,hold the door open...

Round One

It's a Man's world

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened によって the time she brings it.

Why is Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows men to stand closer to the キッチン sink.

How do あなた know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with: "A man once told me..."

Why do men break wind もっと見る than women?
Because women can't shut up long...