True story

*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as あなた think we all are.

No matter what あなた say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like あなた to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call あなた beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If あなた have cramps
and we ask あなた what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the 月 and
nothing more.

If あなた really liked us for us, you...

1) あなた lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) あなた have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit によって the toilet seat.

6) あなた sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th 食 group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

9) あなた can focus better with one eye closed.

10) The car park seems to have moved while あなた were in the pub.

11) You...

It seems that every few months, あなた always hear about that new indie タイトル that is a true Dark Souls successor. Hollow Knight is the new Dark Souls, Blasphemous is the new Dark Souls, Cuphead is the new Dark Souls- Wait, what? But there was one game that went almost under everyone’s radar and was less discussed. Maybe it had a following, but compared to Hollow Knight, it was practically unheard of. And this game goes によって Salt and Sanctuary



Taking place in a fictional kingdom with characters looking like they crawled out of a Newgrounds game, あなた find your character left on a deserted...