1)"Why, do あなた find me irresistible?"
2)"No, I just dress better than you"
3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"
4)"I 愛 the 秒 grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.
NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and あなた actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."
5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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