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The dreaded tac nayn

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How to be annoying at a Funeral

posted by ShadowProve13

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until あなた find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit あなた first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of あなた shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give あなた a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the...

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My ランダム story

posted by The_Random_Guy

The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A 狼, オオカミ named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do あなた want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." 返信 Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are あなた doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...

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English Voice Actor Similarities Between ヘタリア and Soul Eater

posted by Me_Iz_Here

I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.

Italy and Kid 
Narrator and Liz
 Greece and Spirit
 Chibitalia and Yumi 
America and Justin 
England and Harvar
 France and Giriko 
Russia and the clowns 
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
 Hungary and Medusa
 Liechtenstein and Patty
 Belarus and Tsubaki 
Lithuania and Ox
 Sweden and Mifune
 Sealand and Crona 
Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.

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エミネム songs

posted by mehere

上, ページのトップへ 24 エミネム song (random order)

who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope あなた like this one better than the first one please leave a コメント if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P

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50 上, ページのトップへ randomest Sentences (And yes i got it from the person who made 100 上, ページのトップへ words)

posted by RiverIce

100: CHEEECCKPOOOINT
99: Purple Monkey Dishwasher
98: 林檎, アップル pie... または Pumkin?
97: Sit on your pockets! (Well known teacher saying)
96: mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommmy mommmy mommy luis luis luis luis mama mama mama mama WHAT? hi.
95: Lawl
94: Baby turtles
93: 9000!!!!
92: Da da di da did did do do di da did di do!
91: MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD AND THERE LIKE YA WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAM RIGHT! I WANNA TRADE CARDS I WILL TARDE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
90: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck POINT!
89: 88, 87, 86, 85...
84: Online daters are desprete.... they rely on the internt!
83: mama I pooped
82: c'mon!...

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10 thing girls wish guys knew (girls perspective)

posted by vampirequeen001

1.You abuse our 愛あなた lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we 愛 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 愛 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 愛 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape または form.
6.Guys あなた should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with あなた (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 愛 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When あなた (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.

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my best convo on omegle

posted by nymph_tonks

Stranger: hi

You: hi asl

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u?

You: 15 female

Stranger: nice to meet you!

You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: what are あなた up to?

You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and where should u be?

You: probably outside ithout any ジャンク食または soda

Stranger: fair enough

You: i would survive.

Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?

You: online, through text.

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: I am from UK btw

You: im from the us.

Stranger: nice

You: im bored

Stranger: oh...and I am italian

Stranger: we could do something...

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"Are あなた a stalker" READ THESE 10 THINGS TO SEE IF あなた ARE.

posted by ranmaakane4ever

HAHAHA

HERE I AM AGIAN BUT THIS TIME WITH MY SIBLING...ya!!!so WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE TRAGIC STORY OF STALKERS...SO READ THIS 一覧 AND IF あなた DO ANYTHING ON THIS 一覧 SEE A DOCTER FAST..SO CALL 555-STLAKER HELP(THIS IS NOT REAL DO NOT CALL AND IF あなた DO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR あなた GETING INVOLVED WITH SOME DILEMA/PROBLEM)PLEASE DO NOT CALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE ME DO NOT CALLL!!!

lIST BEGINS NOW:
1.DO あなた HAVE THE EURGE TO FALLOW PEOPLE AROUND(FRIENDS,GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS または WORSE STRANGERS)
2.DO あなた TEXT/CALL CERTIAN PEOPLE 23/7(AS あなた CAN SEE NOT 24/7 BUT 23/7 THAT WAY THEY HAVE 1HR TO RREST)
3.DO...

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A bunch of ランダム Things/Facts

posted by cloudstrifefan

Everything あなた can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...

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もっと見る blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can あなた tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The ジョイスティック is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her もっと見る attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do あなた say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are あなた boys all in the same band?
A3: Do あなた guys all play for the Green ベイ, 湾 Packers?

Q: How do あなた make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around ファンポップ and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 分 looking at the オレンジジュース box because it 発言しました "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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Funny 名言・格言 From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. あなた can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say あなた should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching テレビによって candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find テレビ very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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Canada24 analyzes BREAKING BAD:

posted by Canada24

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Yes I know what your gonna say

“Connor Breaking Bad is SOOO 2008, stop living the past あなた pathetic piece of Canadian dog shit.”

Well firstly, fuck you.. No but seriously Breaking Bad has gone down as one of the greatest shows of the 最近 decade, it has won many awards and skyrocketed Bryan Cranston’s career as もっと見る as just the bumbling idiot in sitcoms.

But why am I talking about it so late in the game.. cause I’m mature now, at least I like to think I am. Mature enough to finally ‘really’ get this show.. Its the sins of Greed and Pride.. How having too much of both can turn...

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espeon and sylveon fighting over umbreon

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Most evil, または least scariest, serial killers I can think of

posted by Canada24

Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...

10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a 一覧 like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also 書く taunting letters to police. If あなた heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..

9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...

Notable benefits of Word finder that maybe あなた don’t know

posted by alicejenny

Developing word recognition is the main and outstanding benefit of link. Specifically, whenever あなた need to 検索 for a word in a huge number of words または in case あなた face troubles with the arrangement of letters, Word finder will be the best solution. So, what Word finder can help you?
- Learning context clues
- Expanding vocabulary and supplementing education resources
- Completing word searches
Do あなた know any other advantages of word finder? Please let me know!

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Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part II of II)

posted by Windwakerguy430

こんにちは there, and welcome to part 2 of this dumb idea that I had. Obscure 80s slasher films. None of the 人気 stuff. If あなた haven’t seen me talk about the first sixteen 映画 yet, go check that 記事 out, cause there’s comparisons あなた might miss または something. Anyway, let’s get on with the final fifteen

#15: Nightmares in a Damaged Brain (1981)

Okay, first things first. Yes, I know the advertising name for this film is Nightmares. However, that name is super generic and I don’t care, so we’re going によって it’s alternate name. Secondly, this is another one of those video nasty...

Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part I of II)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of 年 again. The ハロウィン season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And あなた know what that means? That means it’s another 年 for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher 映画 came out that decade. あなた got Jason Vorhees,...

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Making God Even Angrier - The Bible Game Review

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hey, everyone. After the mistake that was Trigger Man, and having fallen into a state of suicidal depression, also mixed with the state of the world, I decided to turn toward religion in the hopes of turning my life around. Sure, hearing about some of the stuff that goes on in the bible, like how God ruined Job’s life over a bet with the Devil…. Not sure what that was about, but I am a true Christian now. It is not my place to 質問 the work of the lord. But because I can’t go to church because… ya know… the world right now, and since actually 読書 a book is a challenge for...