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posted by percylover19
Percylover19 3

(this whole story is in Kerry's POV)
Chapter 1
     I picked up the phone and called Sam. Sam has been my best friend since third grade. He has dirty blond hair and brown eyes. He also lives right up my street. "Hello?" he answered.
     "Hey it's me, Kerry. Has the new kids moved in yet?"
     "I have seen the moving バン a couple of times but no sign of our new neighbors."
     "I really hope one of them is a girl. No offense but I really want somebody I can talk to about girly stuff, that's not my mom."
     "None taken. I don't want to know about your girl troubles...
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posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor によって floor, and once あなた find what あなた are looking for, あなた can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling あなた what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The フレンズ laugh and without hesitation 移動する on to...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain あなた understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help あなた concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, あなた can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help あなた concentrate. If your friend shows あなた his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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1.Stand によって one of the doors または elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on 上, ページのトップへ of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks によって say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a サンドイッチ sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair 次 to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause あなた know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause あなた know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In あなた I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
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IIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well ガー and the doom song is a big hit its on the 上, ページのトップへ 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the ランダム picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives あなた something to look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to."
The End
(1)We don't like to be used as a show-off 毛皮 ur friends:we know we r cute but we r meant to be only shown of 毛皮 our man. (2)We hate names like babes,hot thang,or chick. (3)We r sensible and some boys r ignorant to our FEELINGS-CARE MORE!!!!! (4)Love us;don't toy with Us! (5)Don't rush into serious actions,it makes us Uncomfortable! (6)Don't ask ur フレンズ to do it,do it yourself. (7)When u ask us we'll believe;if y'all text it,we'll 削除 it. (8)Don't be suctiony,we luv Space! (9)Don't pretend ya somethin ya not,we can smell fakeness. (10)Last,if ur older say 15 または OLDER———DONT GET...
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posted by 7things
Shimmy - System Of A Down link

Education, fornication, in あなた are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in あなた are go
Don't be late for school again boy
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Education, fornication, in あなた are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in あなた are go
Don't be late for school again girl
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
I think me, I...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she 発言しました no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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Girls!
-if あなた 愛 アニメ and Twilight,
then あなた are going to 愛 this!

-They are making an アニメ series of the saga!

もっと見る and もっと見る the rumor of an アニメ Twilight 表示する is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!

So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight アニメ until 2013!

Sent in によって (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.

source: europapress
1 Round & Round Selena Gomez
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor 迅速, スウィフト Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 ドレイク, ドレーク ベル Our 愛
9 Selena Gomez A 年 Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 ドレイク, ドレーク ベル Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 ドレイク, ドレーク ベル I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor 迅速, スウィフト 愛 Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 ドレイク, ドレーク ベル I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
posted by darkkhorn19
Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, あなた kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your ゴシック clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your エモ hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...
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posted by dramaqueen00
 eat it now!
eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no レーズン Bran
Well, don't あなた know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of 食 あなた hate ooh
You won't get no デザート 'till あなた clean off your plate
So eat it, don't あなた tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some もっと見る chicken, have some もっと見る pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled または fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...
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posted by Mephadowfangirl
Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your お気に入り spot, hoping to post some 動画 and pictures, answer 質問 and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an 記事 または two. あなた get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting 返信 such as "you suck for liking this" または "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...
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posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when あなた hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
posted by Dethklokrox90
Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry または 愛 あなた more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave あなた with my ring and this last letter.
I have ロスト myself and don't try to call me または come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to あなた and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if あなた let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and あなた too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
あなた will have your own life, everything あなた wanted with you.
あなた will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm ベッド when your old, knowing that あなた did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 愛 you, I 愛 あなた so much...


~Reah
My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.



On the first 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the 秒 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, four suburban trucks, 木, ツリー moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth 日 of Cristmas my true love...
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Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists または pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. によって the way i really wanted a long title


okay so in Australia out in...
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posted by Yama
I went into my room after being ロスト in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a シャワー to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the シャワー feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew ディナー was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for ディナー too. She was...
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