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Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.

Come on, Fanpop, don't あなた see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, あなた gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
レポート the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave あなた alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!

Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of ファンポップ and ze internetz. :3
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat または drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why あなた have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail あなた out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting 次 to あなた sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!

FRIENDS: Have never seen あなた cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else あなた cried...just laugh about it with あなた in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks あなた to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has あなた on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:...
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1. Every 日 at school is the same
2. あなた never know if your braids look digusting または not
3. あなた are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. あなた would like to think that people notice または even think about あなた but あなた are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows または cares about
5. あなた worry people will write nasty コメント on your ファンポップ 記事 that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all あなた do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When あなた only really have like 3 フレンズ at school and 2 of them...
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This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting によって an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the ウォール to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman...
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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five 分 yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time あなた see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that あなた are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that あなた are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure あなた dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W ブッシュ has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, または 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th 日 of the year....
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Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid コメント please!


-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of 食 and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum または dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach あなた some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room あなた built under the ground and put some 食 and drinks there!

6-When the 日 comes! go to the room あなた built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!


How to get Ready:(2 Days before...
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do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a ランダム person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow ランダム people all over the store または where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a ランダム person

6. go up...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender または if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of あなた have heard Born This Way によって Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I 愛 everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being あなた are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need 食 when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do あなた want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take あなた out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call あなた sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give あなた a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why あなた are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are あなた going through now?

"I 愛 you, too." = Okay, I 発言しました it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.



New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized によって irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing または two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...
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1.You abuse our 愛 あなた lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we 愛 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 愛 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 愛 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape または form.
6.Guys あなた should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with あなた (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 愛 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When あなた (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just 読書 some of the ターミネーター 名言・格言 through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 日 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. あなた might get annoyed によって it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! あなた can think what ever あなた can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people 愛 batman, I go for Superman. バットマン dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One 日 he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my 次 hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that あなた can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at あなた a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments あなた a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if あなた are single.

06. He asks あなた out for lunch.

07. He asks あなた out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats あなた like a lady.

12. He walks あなた to your door.

13. He wants to see あなた often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells あなた he likes you.

16. His フレンズ know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He 発言しました he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I 発言しました "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give あなた the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over によって a cop and he または she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, あなた have been caught speeding, how much do あなた think あなた were going?" Don't say, "Well あなた must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when あなた haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron または born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period または PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have あなた been putting on a little weight?" It's a 雌犬 slap waiting to happen.

7....
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posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I ストール, 盗んだ a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag あなた down and beat あなた with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make あなた Christian even もっと見る then standing in a ガレージ makes あなた a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the 一覧 though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at ホーム even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been 投稿されました before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the バットマン theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with フレンズ in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If あなた have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours によって hooking a ビデオカメラ to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been 投稿されました alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality または sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope あなた like!!! This was written によって me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time 読書 my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help あなた feel better. And who knows, over time あなた might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an 作者 :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If あなた love...
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