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If Charlie Sheen was...

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Husky 子犬

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'Mottos' for Your プロフィール

posted by moodystuff449

I'M THINKING.... BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!

I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)

I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.

(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)

My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, あなた can be impossible?

Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.

Dont steal, the government hates competition.

Sarcasm is just one もっと見る service I offer.

Ask me about microwaving ネコ for fun and profit.

Earn easy cash in your spare time によって blackmailing friends.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Those who live によって the sword get shot によって those who don't.

I 愛 cats... They taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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79 things to do in an Elevator

posted by catgirl140

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your ブリーフケースまたは handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the ウォール without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him または her to call あなた Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

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What should really be in the dictionary!

posted by harrypotterbest

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with 火災, 火 at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied によって the number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force によって which masculine will power is defeated によって feminine water-power!...

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50 things girls wish guys knew~~~~~

posted by scarlet009

NOT によって ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when あなた think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever あなた have to say during commercials.
3. If あなた don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about あなた ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like あなた to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that あなた can eat all you...

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上, ページのトップへ 20 Things to Do at a Drive-Thru

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that あなた didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the 食 comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.

4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.

5. Pay for a large order in pennies.

6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time あなた pass the window. For added fun,...