あなた are already late, and your key is missing, あなた wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!
5 分 前 あなた were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now あなた are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, あなた wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
あなた are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, あなた wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that あなた cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, あなた wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage あなた realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, あなた wish there was an valuation period' または atleast a 'sample download' または a 'demo version'!
One 日 あなた realize that あなた are turning bald, あなた wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
5 分 前 あなた were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now あなた are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, あなた wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
あなた are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, あなた wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that あなた cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, あなた wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage あなた realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, あなた wish there was an valuation period' または atleast a 'sample download' または a 'demo version'!
One 日 あなた realize that あなた are turning bald, あなた wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR あなた INCASE あなた GET PULLED OVER によって A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE あなた CAN SUFFER によって SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER または ANY ONE ELSE!!!!
Can あなた hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't あなた the guy from the Village People?
Hey, あなた must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are あなた Andy または Barney?
I thought あなた had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do あなた know why あなた pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
Can あなた hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't あなた the guy from the Village People?
Hey, あなた must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are あなた Andy または Barney?
I thought あなた had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do あなた know why あなた pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
