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4th ウォール Crisis

added by BatCountry9000

This is one thing that no ヘタリア character is capable of. Problem?

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This ランダム screencap might contain 通り, 都市現場, 都市環境, ストリート, 都市, 都市設定, 都市のシーン設定, ダイナー, 食堂, ビジネス街, 繁華街, ビジネス地区, ダウンタウン, and ダウンタウンのビジネス地区.

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Flair 名言・格言 :-)

posted by brooki

Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope あなた realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good フレンズ don't let あなた do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! あなた actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If あなた met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse または Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up によって歌うビーチ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say あなた taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

posted by Shelly_McShelly

20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if あなた have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...

Total Drama Action Episode 14 (When It Comes Out)

posted by Random9747649

"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT 日付 IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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ART WITH EVERYDAY OBJECTS

added by liridonarama96

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RANDOM: Weird Al Eat it Lyrics

posted by dramaqueen00

eat it now!

How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no レーズン Bran
Well, don't あなた know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of 食あなた hate ooh
You won't get no デザート 'till あなた clean off your plate
So eat it, don't あなた tell me you're full

Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some もっと見る chicken, have some もっと見る pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled または fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...

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Disrespect on ファンポップ

posted by Mephadowfangirl

Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your お気に入り spot, hoping to post some 動画 and pictures, answer 質問 and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an 記事または two. あなた get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting 返信 such as "you suck for liking this" または "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...

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story of a vampire girl ch. 1

posted by Fangirl99

another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when あなた hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry または愛あなた more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave あなた with my ring and this last letter.
I have ロスト myself and don't try to call me または come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to あなた and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if あなた let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and あなた too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
あなた will have your own life, everything あなた wanted with you.
あなた will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm ベッド when your old, knowing that あなた did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 愛 you, I 愛あなた so much...

~Reah

Leah and Pie's 12 Days of not-so クリスマス

posted by Cyrusrocks

My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.

On the first 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the 秒日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth 日 of クリスマス my true 愛 gave to me, four suburban trucks, 木, ツリー moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth 日 of Cristmas my true love...

Okay a ハロウィン story but technically its not a scary story cause its a trues story but it is scary

posted by Free_Spirit

Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists または pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. によって the way i really wanted a long title

okay so in Australia out in...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 3}

posted by Yama

I went into my room after being ロスト in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a シャワー to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the シャワー feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew ディナー was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for ディナー too. She was...

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Brooklyn Rage Lyrics

posted by InvaderCynder

Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I 愛 it!)
All I do is just believe in the ハート, 心 of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my...

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23 ランダム funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with あなた guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 次 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your 質問 to the class.

6.Sit in...

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping カート and switch the items with stuff from the person 次 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen あなた in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of あなた on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When あなた arrive at the 次 stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If あなた are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

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How to write in Pig Latin

posted by Saturnluv39

It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach あなた all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now あなた know how to do it!
Now, if あなた want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and 表示する your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if あなた win, あなた get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If あなた are a winner check everything on your profile.

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ランダム Unexplainable Pictures

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my ランダム picture

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Mamma Mia Luigi

posted by yoshifan1976

Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse 桃, ピーチ was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", 桃, ピーチ told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a キッス and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. デイジー hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...