1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".
3.Put stray イヌ in コート closets.
4.Un-tune the piano.
5.Replace the pianist's sheet 音楽 with "Stairway to Heaven".
6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person 次 to it: "Is this シート, 座席 SAVED?"
8.Toss around a giant ビーチ ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.
9.Ten 分 before it starts, find...
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