MY KITTY CAT EATED THE BUTTER!

Yell Kevin at ランダム birds and say oh never mind that isn't a pigeon

Yell Potato at ランダム cars

Take pictures of ランダム cars

Act like あなた have a disease

Talk in a accent on the first 日 of school

Prank call people

Write down words

Eat a tissue

If あなた are a guy tell your parents that あなた are pregnant

If あなた are a girl tell あなた parents that あなた got your boyfriend pregnant

Play your お気に入り game until really late at night

Lister to ランダム songs

Dialogue a silent movie

Go into Wal-mart and yell I'm a wizard!!!

Ask ランダム people ランダム people 質問 like where is the popcorn? Why is the sky オレンジ etc....

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Mike Tyson virus.............Quits after one byte.

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Has your boyfriend been unfaithful to you? Infidelity can leave couples feeling insecure, hurt and can make it difficult to trust each other again. Sometimes, the damage can carry into a new relationship if a break up occurs. Handle a cheating boyfriend によって following these steps.:


1-Acknowledge and accept your feelings of anger, sadness and disappointment over the betrayal.
2-Don't blame yourself for his actions. Remember that あなた can't be responsible for anyone's behavior other than your own.
3-Try to set aside your emotions and look at the situation from an outsider's point of view. What advice...

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?





2 People who are willing to get off their butt to 検索 the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.





3 When people say 'Oh あなた just want to have your cake and eat it too'. あなた got that right! What good is cake if あなた can't eat it?





4 When people say 'it's always the last place あなた look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would あなた keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5 When people say while...