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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the アナと雪の女王 食 doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps あなた out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around クリスマス time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if あなた can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...

Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting 火災, 火 with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a 一覧 about boys, によって a boy.


Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a 質問 I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are あなた expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...

1. When あなた get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend あなた are deaf.

4. If he asks if あなた knew how fast あなた were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if あなた can see his gun.

6. When he says あなた aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him によって his first name.

11. Pretend あなた are gay and ask...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get あなた something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If あなた don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life 発言しました Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….



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WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to 登録する their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged によって you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before あなた Family Guy ファン start to flame me, Meg is my お気に入り character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the 表示する puts her...