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CAUTION:there will most likely be consequences!!

1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when あなた laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary...
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posted by hrsagar
A boy had cancer & he had 1 月 to live . He 愛 a girl who was working in a CD shop. Bu t he didn't tell her about his . Everyday he went 2 the CD ショップ & bought a CD 2 talk to her . But he found she never 発言しました anything to him. After a 月 he died . When the girl went to his ホーム & asked abt him , his mom told that he died & took her to his room . She saw all CDs r unopened . The girl cryed & cryed....;-(
Finally she also died .
* u know why ???
Bcoz she kept her own 愛 letters inside the CD packs. So it means , she also loved her !!
So if u 愛 some1 say 2 her/him directly . Don't wait 4 the destiny of role.............
-Last night I lay in ベッド looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-The only reason people get ロスト in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.


-The road to success is always under construction.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-If あなた die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist 発言しました something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Guys, I just want to say. I am so so glad that I've discovered fanpop. I've met some amazing people, I've read some inspiring things, and through ファンポップ I've gained confidence, and I've realized that I'm not alone in this world, there are other people going through what I go through. I've discovered reasons to back up what I believed before, which has made me believe them even more. I've had some amusing conversations, I've learnt things that I had no idea I didn't know, and I just want to say thanks. Thanks for being here when no one else was. I've been able to talk open-mindedly, gain support...
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posted by kitkat709477
Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to あなた after a break-up she wants あなた back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When あなた catch a girl glancing at you, she wants あなた to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with あなた she wants あなた to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When あなた break a girls ハート, 心 she still feels it when あなた run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for あなた today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted によって the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate 動物 that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became フレンズ with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a 子犬 at the time.

あなた would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two 動物 connected from the first moment. Now the two 動物 are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
posted by justinbieberfw
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the カート saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask ランダム ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start 歌う Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to ランダム ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that シャツ is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
posted by simpleplan
really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. あなた ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If 銃 kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but あなた are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in...
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How many times do あなた get passed によって and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, あなた must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, または at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.

Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened by...
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posted by teamian
Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it 発言しました From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook 食 stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One 日 the husband comes ホーム from work and his wife says, "Honey, あなた know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could あなた fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and...
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posted by 1122ridr
 Em I going mad?
Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with ペンギン stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy または what? Do あなた think I'm going insane? I bet that あなた do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    You will never find anybody who can give あなた a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests あなた think she's pregnant unless あなた can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status または ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that...
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My name is Angela, and I'm in 愛 with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are あなた doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. あなた see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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Reasons I 愛 You:

1) The way あなた stand によって my side


2) The times あなた make sure nothing will harm me


3) How あなた always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, あなた take the pain away with a joke


5) How あなた always look deep into my eyes


6) How あなた can make my ハート, 心 melt with your soft lips


7) The way あなた hold my hand so tight


8) The way あなた never let my hands go


8) How あなた always watch out for me


9) They way あなた make sure I have everything I need


10) How あなた always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When あなた buy me things out of the blue


12) How あなた say the cutest...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then あなた can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the ビール gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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posted by wisegirl778
Hehe


1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least お気に入り teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your フレンズ and go to the mall または something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your ipodの, ipod and lay on your ベッド listening to every song on it.
9: Look up ランダム people in your yearbook and if あなた know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are あなた from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when あなた fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have ロスト my number, can I have yours
-if あなた were a booger I'd pick あなた first
-help the homeless...take me ホーム with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do あなた have a map? Because I keep getting ロスト in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new...
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This has probably happened to a lot of あなた because of taking notes in class.

Have あなた ever got a little blister または callus because of 書く too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure または rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the ギター または even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So あなた have some calluses and あなた want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

あなた can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with レモン for 10 分 and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams または アーモンド oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and あなた will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol