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Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make 愛 with あなた
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until あなた find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit あなた first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of あなた shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give あなた a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...

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