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posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done によって ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done によって me, it is done によって
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell あなた that I 愛 you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that あなた hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell あなた that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me あなた could care less.

I'm here to hug あなた when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell あなた how smart あなた are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell あなた that I 愛 you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that あなた hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before あなた read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, または even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take あなた down a dark road - one that once あなた start, あなた can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull あなた out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. ドラゴン say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. 魚 say blub blub blub.

13. ユニコーン say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
posted by itachifan1
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I'm a little pawn still in your game
And あなた ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know あなた better than あなた know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but あなた start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but あなた turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will あなた believe,...
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mysterious 愛

- chapter 13-





"Ok あなた can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought あなた would like them."
"Well あなた were right! " Then I realized I was 芝居 like a 6 年 old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not 芝居 like a six 年 old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I 発言しました the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when あなた smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll 表示する you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are あなた kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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posted by lexie2635
This is my first fanfiction.I hope あなた like it. Please コメント down below about what あなた like, what あなた don’t like, and what あなた want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice 読書 and 書く in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn もっと見る about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 移動する 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ホーム and found the wife preparing ディナー and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 もっと見る feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she 返信 back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic 秒 line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying あなた simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I 愛 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
1. Do あなた like pie?

2. Are you, または have あなた ever been a squirrel?

3. Are あなた afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are あなた a people person または a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have あなた ever wondered what it would be like if あなた were an apple?

7. Have あなた ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can あなた get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have あなた ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have あなた ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do あなた have a sword handy?

14. Do あなた like pie?

15. Am I weird...
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posted by 1-2vampire
The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - または Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening または something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, もっと見る commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...
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added by ladolcevita
Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last
1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are あなた doing?", say, "What are あなた doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the ソファー, ソファ until あなた give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. クイーン Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
posted by blaise_jez
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L(デスノート) Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall ウォール and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 秒 and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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The List

1. Throw ポップコーン in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can あなた fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling ポップコーン that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get ポップコーン yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last 年 met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the 上, ページのトップへ of a 超高層ビル it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued によって the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most 人気 domestic trip activity によって American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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