1. When あなた get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend あなた are deaf.
4. If he asks if あなた knew how fast あなた were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if あなた can see his gun.
6. When he says あなた aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him によって his first name.
11. Pretend you...
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