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1. At the movies: When あなた meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t あなた try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 質問 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 返信 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating または wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: あなた are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are あなた now?

Answer:

If あなた answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. あなた overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 次 質問 try not to be so dumb.

2 : If あなた overtake the last...

a boy was asked によって his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes ホーム and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother 返信 " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad 返信 "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she 返信 "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she 返信 "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

Okay so if あなた live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The 次 day, cut the balloons off and あなた got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when あなた can barely 移動する as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...

If あなた tied buttered トースト to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when あなた turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if あなた open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when あなた transport something によって car, it's called a shipment, but when あなた transport something によって ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...

dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that あなた were real, that あなた all were , that he was.
There is evidence that あなた were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming または not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and あなた diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, または did i make あなた up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without あなた i dont know. But i want to find out. Do あなた think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...

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found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her ピザ cut into six pieces または twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did あなた get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office キッチン one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...