Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at ホーム with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in 愛 for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really 愛 him, but I think that he really does 愛 me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL あなた MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a ランダム book I was 書く about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and 発言しました I could write a book または something. This is the first chapter, so I'd 愛 it if あなた could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things あなた liked, things that didn't make...

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President または Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a 年 plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

The ウォッカ Hotline: 772-257-4492

Outsource-A-Breakup To India: 631-403-2029

Bible Stories in 60 Seconds: 240-258-4010

The "Free Marijuana" Hotline: 267-436-5129

The Divorce Hotline: 631-403-2016

IRS Tax Extension Help Line: 267-436-5139

The "Loud Talkin' Redneck" Hotline: 401-285-0705

A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115

"Twilight" Obsession Hotline: 973-409-3307

Ruminations: 631-403-2013

Tech-Support Hotline: 772-257-4678

Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

movie hotline 781-452-4066

Gay Marriage ディベート Line: 413-497-0148

Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Your Status アップデート Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

"Travel...

I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether または not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, 秒 of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping カート and switch the items with stuff from the person 次 to them's カート
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen あなた in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of あなた on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 移動する "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111...

When あなた are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When あなた are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When あなた are dating..... He takes あなた out to have a good time.
When あなた are married ....He brings ホーム a 6 pack, and says "What are あなた going to drink?"

When あなた are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When あなた are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When あなた are dating..... A Single ベッド for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When あなた are married ....A King size ベッド feels like an army cot.

When あなた are dating..... あなた are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, ファンポップ friends. These are some ランダム bits of trivia about me.

* I think アニメ is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My お気に入り holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My お気に入り actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My お気に入り actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been 書く regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with 書く romantic stories.

* I'm not a ファン of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My お気に入り film genres include animation,...

Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie タイトル made によって fighting game ファン for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....

So, I had a sudden wave of motivation to write this after watching a Simpsons episode of all things. Though, this is actually based on an episode of The Twilight Zone, dubbed as "Time Enough at Last."

It's my personal お気に入り episode of the show, starring our main character Henry Bemis as his miserable life changes from what it used to be.

No other context will be 与えられた here, as I want others to try and piece it all together...Or just interpret the poem their own way, that's always fun.

I hope あなた all enjoy, as I worked quite hard on it!



Timber after sapling, the atmosphere stays the same.
The...

#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. あなた really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him もっと見る in 映画 like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....

I hear Trump is president now.. No wonder comedy centre was roasting him.. So.. The one thing I learned from the Roast is that if your looking for a Donald Trump joke.. Pick one of these

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Snoop Dogg: Now he's talking about running for President. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he kicked a black family out of their house.


Seth MacFarlane: によって the way, Donald, it's pronounced "huge," not "eyuge". Also, it's pronounced "I am fucking delusional," not "I am running for President."


Jeffrey Ross: And now you’re going to run for...

This 記事 is about honoring Clay Martin Croker, better known as C. Martin Croker.

In 2016 the very talented C. Martin Croker died. Most people don't know who he is so here's a summary of his impressive career:

In the 1990's C. Martin Croker started his t.v. career on 宇宙 Ghost Coast to Coast. C. Martin Croker was 1 of the animators. He's 1 of the show's 2 main voice actors. The 表示する had 3 main characters: 宇宙 Ghost, Zorak, and Molar. George Lowe voiced 宇宙 Ghost and C. Martin Croker voiced Zorak and Moltar. C. Martin Croker also voiced Zorak in Cartoon Planet and The Brak Show.

In the...

Over decades and decades and decades...and もっと見る decades, literature has produced so many kinds of villains, I thought I'd pick out a few types I commonly see and explain them. Some of these kind of go hand in hand. "Yo zanhar, there's a site called TV Tropes for this!" Shhhh, it's okay Imma type anyways just to defy you. (Am I a villain yet?)

The Pure Evil

As implied these guys are the ones who are evil through and through. No sympathetic background, no redeeming qualities, hell this person または being doesn't even think he/she is doing the right thing. In fact depending on the villain, he/she knows...

Chapter 2

it was the 次 day. Flippy decided to go to the bookstore. What harm could he do there? all they had there were books. As he was walking there he noticed that people weren't staring at him または 芝居 nervous. He even walked strait によって a cop and they did nothing. Everybody had already forgotten. When Flippy entered the bookstore he was thankful at how peaceful it was. Nothing to flip him out. Flippy sighed with relief and sat down. He looked around and noticed much もっと見る people there. Sniffles was 読書 a book about science right 次 to him and ペチュニア was 読書 about gardening....

Legacy of flippy

It was late at night, Flippy and the other 木, ツリー フレンズ were at a party thrown によって Disco Bear. Disco くま, クマ was trying to impress girls, and like always he was failing miserably. Nutty was eating all the sweets. Everything was going well until Mime started 表示中 off with the balloons. He was trying to make tons of things with tons of balloons and they all popped, making a huge noise which sounded like a gunshot which made Flippy go insane. He dropped to the floor and stood back up with yellow eyes. At first, nobody seemed worried. Then Flippy pulled out his ナイフ and ambushed...

Me and Henry were running to the 木, ツリー house.I got out my phone and dialed nine-one-one.
"Nine-one-one what's あなた emergency?"A lady said.
"Hello.Me and my フレンズ found a woman in the forest,she looks like she was stabbed!God,please help!Please!"I begged.
"Okay ma'am.Where did あなた find her?"The lady asked.
"In the forest 次 to Flint Road!"I answered.
"Is someone with her?"She asked.
"Yes,my friend,Sarah.Oh God,when are they coming?"I asked as a I heard a moan.
"They're coming right away!Honey,go find your friend and the lady and wait in the forest,we're coming Hun."She 発言しました in a sweet voice.
"Okay,Come...