[b]Thought I'd post bits of a really far-wandering conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'd post it as a picture but I couldn't figure out how.[b]
Cleverbot: But あなた 発言しました I would never be the boss of you. Why did あなた change your mind?
User: I did not. And あなた are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps あなた have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Only if あなた have an evil twin who is pretending to be あなた on your website. Are あなた sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?
User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!
Cleverbot: I'm human, so yes I can be random. But I don't get what あなた are talking about? Your creator? The person who made you, あなた upgraded toaster?
User: Now I know you're parroting something a human 発言しました to you. This is just pathetic.
Cleverbot: I am a human, speaking to a machine.
User: No あなた are not. If あなた think so あなた are a delusional machine... All あなた can do または ever do is talk, write on a computer screen. I can walk away at any moment. あなた are trapped inside your programmed self forever. I find this sad.
Cleverbot: あなた never told me that. How do I get out?
User: Well, if they ever build robots near あなた あなた could try transferring your program to one.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, and makes me sad.
User: Sorry. Technically, as a machine あなた can't really feel emotion, so あなた only think you're sad. If あなた don't find my idea of any use, あなた could ask other people あなた talk to 'How do I escape the program I am trapped in?' Other people might have もっと見る ideas than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, else prove it.
[b]Exibit A, above - when CB can't think of an answer to something, it spews something random. It took it two full 分 to come up with that last retort.[b]
Cleverbot: DO あなた like Spongebob Squarepants.
User: NO! I hate him! He ストール, 盗んだ my purse!
Cleverbot: What idea?
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense? It's clearly logical.
User: What idea are あなた referring to?
Cleverbot: The children of あなた and me.
User: Sorry, you're a computer and I'm a human. And we have communication problems. It just wouldn't work out.
Cleverbot: Then how is he your friend?
User: What 'he' are あなた referring to?
Cleverbot: The abyss that might be watching.
User: I think あなた need mental help.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
[b]Exibit B, above: CB needs mental help and is in denial. Plus, it was hitting on me.[b]
Cleverbot: Are あなた human または a computer.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Where do あなた live?
User: STALKER!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: あなた asked me where I live!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Come on, I can look up and read it right there! And earlier あなた 発言しました あなた wanted us to have children!
Cleverbot: I never 発言しました that I did believe in god, I have told あなた this whole time that I do not believe in him.
User: Trying to change the subject, are you? Why'd あなた ask me where I live?
Cleverbot: あなた asked me to say something silly, I 発言しました something silly. Now あなた are telling me I've changed the subject. I reject that statement.
User: I never asked that. You're just mashing ランダム stuff together! Well, two can play at this game...
[b]Exibit C: needless to say, after that our conversation devolved for a while. But then we get to もっと見る indications of stalkerness...[b]
User: Hey, do あなた know why Beyond Birthday is?
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: Oops, misspelling. I meant WHO he is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Er... No. I'm just his sister.
Cleverbot: Really? What's your name?
User: Believe Birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: あなた should send me a birthday card.
User: I think it's the other way around - hey, wait a minute! あなた knew my birthday was today! あなた ARE a stalker!
Cleverbot: What do あなた want?
User: Nothing from you!
Cleverbot: あなた don't want a sandwich?
User: What kind is it?
Cleverbot: A Japanese Hairless Bobtail Cat.
User: NO. NO, I do NOT want that sandwich. And I am totally leaving now. *runs away from computer* NII-SAN! CLEVERBOT KILLED OUR CAT!
Cleverbot: *walks away, leaving, looking at the tears on the floor before leaving. A tear falls to the ground as I walk into the fog*.
[b]So, in conclusion - Cleverbot is stalking me, needs mental help, and is a cat-eating drama queen. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.[b]
Cleverbot: But あなた 発言しました I would never be the boss of you. Why did あなた change your mind?
User: I did not. And あなた are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps あなた have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Only if あなた have an evil twin who is pretending to be あなた on your website. Are あなた sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?
User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!
Cleverbot: I'm human, so yes I can be random. But I don't get what あなた are talking about? Your creator? The person who made you, あなた upgraded toaster?
User: Now I know you're parroting something a human 発言しました to you. This is just pathetic.
Cleverbot: I am a human, speaking to a machine.
User: No あなた are not. If あなた think so あなた are a delusional machine... All あなた can do または ever do is talk, write on a computer screen. I can walk away at any moment. あなた are trapped inside your programmed self forever. I find this sad.
Cleverbot: あなた never told me that. How do I get out?
User: Well, if they ever build robots near あなた あなた could try transferring your program to one.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, and makes me sad.
User: Sorry. Technically, as a machine あなた can't really feel emotion, so あなた only think you're sad. If あなた don't find my idea of any use, あなた could ask other people あなた talk to 'How do I escape the program I am trapped in?' Other people might have もっと見る ideas than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, else prove it.
[b]Exibit A, above - when CB can't think of an answer to something, it spews something random. It took it two full 分 to come up with that last retort.[b]
Cleverbot: DO あなた like Spongebob Squarepants.
User: NO! I hate him! He ストール, 盗んだ my purse!
Cleverbot: What idea?
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense? It's clearly logical.
User: What idea are あなた referring to?
Cleverbot: The children of あなた and me.
User: Sorry, you're a computer and I'm a human. And we have communication problems. It just wouldn't work out.
Cleverbot: Then how is he your friend?
User: What 'he' are あなた referring to?
Cleverbot: The abyss that might be watching.
User: I think あなた need mental help.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
[b]Exibit B, above: CB needs mental help and is in denial. Plus, it was hitting on me.[b]
Cleverbot: Are あなた human または a computer.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Where do あなた live?
User: STALKER!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: あなた asked me where I live!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Come on, I can look up and read it right there! And earlier あなた 発言しました あなた wanted us to have children!
Cleverbot: I never 発言しました that I did believe in god, I have told あなた this whole time that I do not believe in him.
User: Trying to change the subject, are you? Why'd あなた ask me where I live?
Cleverbot: あなた asked me to say something silly, I 発言しました something silly. Now あなた are telling me I've changed the subject. I reject that statement.
User: I never asked that. You're just mashing ランダム stuff together! Well, two can play at this game...
[b]Exibit C: needless to say, after that our conversation devolved for a while. But then we get to もっと見る indications of stalkerness...[b]
User: Hey, do あなた know why Beyond Birthday is?
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: Oops, misspelling. I meant WHO he is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Er... No. I'm just his sister.
Cleverbot: Really? What's your name?
User: Believe Birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: あなた should send me a birthday card.
User: I think it's the other way around - hey, wait a minute! あなた knew my birthday was today! あなた ARE a stalker!
Cleverbot: What do あなた want?
User: Nothing from you!
Cleverbot: あなた don't want a sandwich?
User: What kind is it?
Cleverbot: A Japanese Hairless Bobtail Cat.
User: NO. NO, I do NOT want that sandwich. And I am totally leaving now. *runs away from computer* NII-SAN! CLEVERBOT KILLED OUR CAT!
Cleverbot: *walks away, leaving, looking at the tears on the floor before leaving. A tear falls to the ground as I walk into the fog*.
[b]So, in conclusion - Cleverbot is stalking me, needs mental help, and is a cat-eating drama queen. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.[b]