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1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" または "Are あなた doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all 日 long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from あなた girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk about your ex boyfriend または ex love. Unless they are going for the let-her-complain-to-me-so-she-realizes-how-much-I-care.

8.A guy who likes あなた wants to be the only guy u talk to.

9.Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they are loved.

10.Guys get jealous really easy.

11.Dont talk about your guy フレンズ to your boyfriend.

12.Guys are もっと見る emotional than they want あなた to think.

13.Giving guys a hanging message like "YOU KNOW WHAT!?!...never mind" Will make him jump to a conclusion thats far from what u r probally thinking. Then he will most likely spend the rest of his night obsessing over what u didnt tell him.

14.Guys are good flatterers when courting, but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they like.

15.Guys hate asking parents for money to get they're girl a present, so they will come up with clever ideas like saving lunch money for a week. But then end up getting hungry and asking for the money anyway.

16.Girls are guys' weakness

17.Guys are very open about themselves.

18.Its good to test a guy before trusting him (but dont wait to long)

19.Your best friend who he goes to for help with his issues, may end up getting admired によって your boyfriend. (guys like girls who listen and pay attention to them)

20.If a guy tells u about his problems, もっと見る than likely he dont want advice. He just wants someone to just listen.

21.A usuall act that proves a guy likes u is when he teases u.

22.Guys 愛 あなた もっと見る than あなた 愛 them if they are serious in their relationship. (so when he says he loves u more...he means it!)

23.Guys will brag about anything

24.Guys use words like Hot または Cute to discribe girls. If he uses words like Beautiful that means he really likes u.

25.Guys think WAY to much. One small thing a girl does, even if she dosent notice will keep the boy up for hours trying to figure out what it ment.

26. Guys normally go to girls for アドバイス because guys think to much alike. If one guy is confused the rest of them probally will be too.

27. Any guy could write a rule book on flirting. But no guy can do the same for relationships.

28.Try to be as straight フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして as possible.

29.Guys need to experiance rejection cuz if they have never been hurt before they will end up being guys who think they r better than everyone else. And they will never mature.

30.If a guy does something stupid in front of a girl, he will think about about it for the 次 couple of days, または untill the 次 time he sees her.

31.No matter how much guys talk about asses または boobs, personality is key.

32.Guys learn from their mistakes and experiances. Do not think that they dont, cuz they do.

33.Guys worry about the fine line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34.If a guy normally looks calm, he is probally faking it and spazzing inside.

35.When a guy says he is going crazy over a girl, they mean it! Us guys hardly ever say stuff like that.

36.When a guy tells u to leave him alone. He really means, "Please come and listen to me"

37.Guys dont really have final decisions.

38.If a guy starts talking to あなた seriously, listen to him, that dosent happen to often, if he does that then something is probally up.

39.If a guy seems to ignore u または leave u alone when your with your boyfriend, dont worry about it, he is probally just jealous and likes u.

40.When a guy looks at あなた for もっと見る than a second, he is definatly thinking something.

41.Guys like faminity not feebleness

42.Guys dont like girls who パンチ harder than they do.

43.A guy has もっと見る problems then u can see with a naked eye.

44. Dont be a snob. Guys can get intimidated and give up easily.

45.Everything in moderation. Put on makeup and perfume, just not to much.

46.Guys talk about girls もっと見る than girls talk about guys.

47.Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48.Guys really do think that girls are unpridictable, crazy, and MAD confusing. But are still drawn to them even more.

49.A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girls mind for a day.

50.No guy can handle all his problems himself. He is just to stubborn to admit it.


I didnt really come up with this all, I found it on the internet, got bored, and copied it.
ENJOY!!!!
posted by nessienjake
I recieved and Eメール with a 一覧 of ランダム jokes I thought I'd share it with あなた guys :)


Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" 発言しました the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he 発言しました he'd look into it and get...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. あなた can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say あなた should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching テレビ によって candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find テレビ very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if あなた talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're フレンズ with other guys.

But when you're sitting 次 to us, and some ランダム guy walks into the room
 and あなた jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if あなた sit there and talk to him for ten 分 without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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So there has been a lot of new horror 映画 coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help あなた survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where あなた are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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added by 3xZ
it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were あなた 3 hours ago?
2. Who are あなた in 愛 with?
3. Have あなた ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything ピンク within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time あなた went to the mall?
6. Are あなた wearing socks right now?
7. Do あなた have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time あなた drove out of town?
9. Have あなた been to the 映画 in the last 5 days?
10. Are あなた hot?
11. What was the last thing あなた had to drink?
12. What are あなた wearing right now?
13. Do あなた wash your car または let the car wash do it?
14. Last 食 that あなた ate?
15. Where were あなた last week...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little ポニー ファン fiction. If あなた do not like talking 馬 that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

 The サークル, 円 comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed によって the name, WindWakerGuy430
The サークル, 円 comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed によって the name, WindWakerGuy430


The ファン fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Windwakerguy430 ファン Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate...
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link


Yes I know what your gonna say

“Connor Breaking Bad is SOOO 2008, stop living the past あなた pathetic piece of Canadian dog shit.”

Well firstly, fuck you.. No but seriously Breaking Bad has gone down as one of the greatest shows of the 最近 decade, it has won many awards and skyrocketed Bryan Cranston’s career as もっと見る as just the bumbling idiot in sitcoms.

But why am I talking about it so late in the game.. cause I’m mature now, at least I like to think I am. Mature enough to finally ‘really’ get this show.. Its the sins of Greed and Pride.. How having too much of both can turn...
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Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a 一覧 like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also 書く taunting letters to police. If あなた heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are フレンズ live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: こんにちは everypony. Great to see あなた again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never 発言しました we weren't going to do...
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The puzzle game Tetris is well-known all over the world for its catchy 音楽 and captivating gameplay. Tetris can be played without charge at link. Good Old Tetris and Colortris are two additional free Tetris games that adhere to the original.
Genres Inspired によって Tetris
But in addition to the original Tetris, there are a ton of other Tetris-related games on this page that are well worth playing. The 10x10 subgenre is one of the most well-liked offshoots, and there are many 10x10 games to play, including Block Champ, TenTrix, and Wood Blocks.
Tetris Redesigned
Numerous variations of the Tetris format...
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Developing word recognition is the main and outstanding benefit of link. Specifically, whenever あなた need to 検索 for a word in a huge number of words または in case あなた face troubles with the arrangement of letters, Word finder will be the best solution. So, what Word finder can help you?
- Learning context clues
- Expanding vocabulary and supplementing education resources
- Completing word searches
Do あなた know any other advantages of word finder? Please let me know!
こんにちは there, and welcome to part 2 of this dumb idea that I had. Obscure 80s slasher films. None of the 人気 stuff. If あなた haven’t seen me talk about the first sixteen 映画 yet, go check that 記事 out, cause there’s comparisons あなた might miss または something. Anyway, let’s get on with the final fifteen

#15: Nightmares in a Damaged Brain (1981)



Okay, first things first. Yes, I know the advertising name for this film is Nightmares. However, that name is super generic and I don’t care, so we’re going によって it’s alternate name. Secondly, this is another one of those video nasty...
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Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of 年 again. The ハロウィン season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And あなた know what that means? That means it’s another 年 for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher 映画 came out that decade. あなた got Jason Vorhees,...
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posted by josephlindquist
The various budget モデル that will continue to be used fall into categories 1) budget line items (traditional budgeting), 2) performance budgeting, 3) programming / programming budgeting (PPB), 4) zero budgeting (ZBB) and 5) location-based budgeting. In 最近 years, some companies have developed alternative budgeting systems (incremental budgets), including zero-based budgets (ZBB) and activity-based budgets (ABB).
Zero-based budgeting (ZBB) is an alternative to the traditional budgeting approach used によって governments and non-profit organizations. Zero-based budgets, on the other hand, work...
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added by Jet-Black
(All sources come from listed games and セレブ Wikipedia pages, Behind the Voice Actor pages, and インターネット・ムービー・データベース(IMDb) pages)

You know, there’s a lot they don’t tell あなた about voice acting. One of those things is that voice 芝居 is tough. Like really tough. Oh sure, a lot of people will tell you, “You don’t even gotta 表示する your face. This isn’t real acting.”. Those are the words of a person who has never attempted to read lines naturally on a piece of paper to convey emotions through just dialogue in their life. Also an idiot. But yeah, voice 芝居 isn’t easy. Having to strain your voice...
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Hey, everyone. After the mistake that was Trigger Man, and having fallen into a state of suicidal depression, also mixed with the state of the world, I decided to turn toward religion in the hopes of turning my life around. Sure, hearing about some of the stuff that goes on in the bible, like how God ruined Job’s life over a bet with the Devil…. Not sure what that was about, but I am a true Christian now. It is not my place to 質問 the work of the lord. But because I can’t go to church because… ya know… the world right now, and since actually 読書 a book is a challenge for...
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Hey… So it’s been a bit since I did one of these. I’m gonna level with you, people, I did not enjoy 2020 and, despite having so much free time, I felt very unmotivated to try digging up the PS2 every time I popped in the PS4. I didn’t want to try any of the old stuff and just wanted to dedicate my time to one console. Not to mention, the pain in the 尻, お尻 of finding a decent PS2 game when they can go for over a hundred dollars tops. That said, after my 上, ページのトップへ 20 Games of 20202 記事 and being really proud with how it turned out, I thought about giving PS2 games a try. I don’t hate talking...
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