ランダム Article: Ultimativity,random story part 1

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posted by Insane4ever

Its sunday morning 5 pm..i mean am...damn it....charly mc picknose was just getting out of bed

charly: *gets up,rubs eyes n opens eyes*...aaaaaah!!...what the hell lary....whatcha doing in mah room!!?!???!??!
(lary bonerhead was charlys best friend)
lary:actualy this is my room,you fell unconcious at the middle of the party
charly:what party,i 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun remember anything
rock:the best party ever!!!!how do あなた not remember it
(rock....idk his last name,no one knows...is a party crasher,he will sneek into any party)
lary:what the hell!!!how did i not notice あなた rock
rock: oh i was sleeping in your bushes outside your house
jarry:rock....you idiot
(jarry lick a lot is...well...everyones friend,everyone knows him n everyone respects him....)
rock:no あなた are the idiot,idiot
(....exept rock)
jarry:how am i the idiot,i didnt sleep in the bushes....i slept in your dog house.....

End of part 1

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leonardo dicaprio: blake livley

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win/fail

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10 THINGS PEOPLE DO THAT ARE ANNOYING

posted by gabriellel93

1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if あなた don't look like a movie 星, つ星 because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because あなた愛 to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much 食 in one 日 you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If あなた want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then あなた throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if あなた don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone あなた may never see again または someone...

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I need help

posted by XxKeithHarkinxX

jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do あなた want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if あなた actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but あなた say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving あなた now after あなた keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...

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Amnesia part 3:i call my self....

posted by Insane4ever

こんにちは so this is the 3rd part of my story,changed a little,sorry for misspells n if あなた didnt see the 前 2 parts あなた have a button under the 記事 2 see all my articles...n chose the amnesia story ones....

So our character is walking around the desert.....well lets see whats he thinking about,lets be him....

Characters point of view:
im starwing,thirsty,dont know where the hell i am.im trying to keep my self sane,but it isnt working.i decided couse i dont know my name i will have to think of one......il have to think of a name for my self,"how many people do that eh.maybe i could call my...

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クリスマス質問 and asnwers

posted by karpach_14

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most 人気 wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do あなた get when あなたクロス a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do あなた get when あなたクロス an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to...

Changes

posted by milorox18

"Friends forever‚" あなた promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ あなた were によって my side.
When I was scared‚ あなた felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ あなた were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ あなた were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful 音楽 reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...