Of course, if あなた are TRULY random, あなた shouldn't even need a guide, O_O
Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever あなた may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases または monologues または pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of フレンズ または logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if あなた got it, Flaunt it!
Steps
1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and あなた can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays if あなた so desire. This is how あなた must think. If あなた decide あなた want to buy rubber ducks whilst talking about something important — don't be afraid to end the conversation and do it! If you're at a college としょうかん, ライブラリ and suddenly あなた just want to find Wally\Waldo, go to the 机, デスク and ask for Where's Wally\Waldo. They probably won't have it, but, hey, at least あなた tried!
2. Make plans and change them mid-way. Just because you're buying a new coat, it doesn't mean あなた can't go to the zoo on the way there. Plans should be broken if あなた think of a もっと見る exciting plan.
3. Be oddly specific with what あなた are saying. It will sound もっと見る random. For example, instead of saying, "a few years ago," be もっと見る specific and say, "a few years after the 年 before ten years ago, I was speaking to the brother of my sister's father."(uncle)
4. Learn random/specific Colors(色) and numbers. If asked to say a color, use "eggshell," または "dioxizine violet." (Look through Liquitex paint names for ideas; my お気に入り of theirs is "hookers green." And yes, that's a real color.) Also, answer with something like "pi," "e," または "the square root of seven" when asked to pick a number between one and ten.
5. Avoid "wandom" words. "Wandom" means "wannabe random." This is usually formerly ランダム material that has been overused and is just not ランダム anymore. Wandom words include pickle, chicken, monkey, dino, penguin, purple, pie, moo, pizza, mayonnaise, pudding, pants, rawr, socks, llama, タコス (or burrito), cheese, and nose. Of course, the wandomness is fairly culturally specific to North American school culture, so feel free to ignore this step.
6. Don't be fake. If あなた can't be random, don't force it. People may stop liking あなた if あなた try too hard.
7. Find your word. Be sure to conform to step 7 when picking a word. Examples of ランダム words are smiley, knee, boing, and the like.
8. Make ランダム noises. Things like 'mwargh' または 'oooooohh' または even 'bwah' and 'digee' will work divinely. Don't try for this, though. あなた have to kind of be in your own world first.
9. Don't forget ランダム actions, like clapping randomly, または bobbing your head like a budgerigar (budgerigar a.k.a. budgie: small Australian parakeet).
10. ランダム names work well. Try using Chris Mear, Mr. Chesters または The Teletubbies; all perform well.
11. Put on a very normal outfit (e.g., jeans and T-shirt) and add something ridiculous (e.g., a huge chicken mask). Of course, あなた could also go with strange clothing all the way -- あなた might want to invest in things like suspenders, 上, ページのトップへ hats, parasols, glitter vests, canes, ribbons, army boots, hippie または (real) vintage things, neon things, etc. (The trick is to have basic staples: plain T-shirts in varying Colors(色) and a couple pairs of blue jeans, maybe in gray, paired with freaky accessories). NB: wearing 'random' clothing will lose あなた randomness points in whatever else あなた happen to do - people will see how ridiculously stupid あなた look and ignore the randomness of your words and/or actions. Sorry, but it's true.
12. Have fun with it. Just look at it as a way to express your originality. Don't be ランダム just to imitate others. Use it as a talent. Think of it as a way to be happy.
13. Get used to forming odd obsessions, like a certain state, food, person, または animal. Make them very public and insane. There are certain topics though that are just old and used: penguins, llamas, Ramen, muffins, Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Monster, Michigan, セレブ like Billie Joe Armstrong, Marilyn Monroe,Ryan Ross, Benji and Joel Madden.
14. Remember, ランダム stands for Rather Average Nighttime アヒル, 鴨 Of Mine.
15. There is absolutley nothing wrong with breaking into ランダム accents
16. Cite interesting tidbits of seemingly frivolous information when the situation permits it. (Like during a pause in the discourse. Don't be rude.) Also, any brief anecdote beginning with "'This one time...'" that remotely pertains to the subject being discussed works like a charm. Just make sure your フレンズ will think it's funny. Don't weird them out.
17. Add extra bits to words! For example, 編集 can be turned into EdIMIFY, Philosophical can be PhilAMAHsophical and so on. Making words longer is the most funAMAST part of randomness
18. The word "The" can provide endless fun. あなた can always add "the" to the beginning of words such as Internet, YouTube または FaceBook. These turn into "The Internet" または "The Interwebs"*, "The Youtube" and "The Facebook." Feel free to change "the" into "teh", あなた always have the option of saying "teh" または spelling it when 書く it somewhere. *Interwebs is a もっと見る ランダム version of Internet.
19. Change the regular pronounciation of some words. California can be turned into "Cal-ee-For-Nigh-A",or even "Cal-eye-phor-nee-ay" so it's 発言しました "Californighia" または "Caliphorneae"! Be creative! You'll be surprised with what あなた can come up with.
20. Make a vocabulary of your own invented, edited または pronounciation changed words and use them frequently! (Although, see the warning in Warnings!)
21. Although randomness can be fun, it is important to remember to only be ランダム around people who will laugh, not people who あなた know will get upset/offended.
[b]CREDIT: www.wikihow.com
Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever あなた may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases または monologues または pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of フレンズ または logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if あなた got it, Flaunt it!
Steps
1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and あなた can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays if あなた so desire. This is how あなた must think. If あなた decide あなた want to buy rubber ducks whilst talking about something important — don't be afraid to end the conversation and do it! If you're at a college としょうかん, ライブラリ and suddenly あなた just want to find Wally\Waldo, go to the 机, デスク and ask for Where's Wally\Waldo. They probably won't have it, but, hey, at least あなた tried!
2. Make plans and change them mid-way. Just because you're buying a new coat, it doesn't mean あなた can't go to the zoo on the way there. Plans should be broken if あなた think of a もっと見る exciting plan.
3. Be oddly specific with what あなた are saying. It will sound もっと見る random. For example, instead of saying, "a few years ago," be もっと見る specific and say, "a few years after the 年 before ten years ago, I was speaking to the brother of my sister's father."(uncle)
4. Learn random/specific Colors(色) and numbers. If asked to say a color, use "eggshell," または "dioxizine violet." (Look through Liquitex paint names for ideas; my お気に入り of theirs is "hookers green." And yes, that's a real color.) Also, answer with something like "pi," "e," または "the square root of seven" when asked to pick a number between one and ten.
5. Avoid "wandom" words. "Wandom" means "wannabe random." This is usually formerly ランダム material that has been overused and is just not ランダム anymore. Wandom words include pickle, chicken, monkey, dino, penguin, purple, pie, moo, pizza, mayonnaise, pudding, pants, rawr, socks, llama, タコス (or burrito), cheese, and nose. Of course, the wandomness is fairly culturally specific to North American school culture, so feel free to ignore this step.
6. Don't be fake. If あなた can't be random, don't force it. People may stop liking あなた if あなた try too hard.
7. Find your word. Be sure to conform to step 7 when picking a word. Examples of ランダム words are smiley, knee, boing, and the like.
8. Make ランダム noises. Things like 'mwargh' または 'oooooohh' または even 'bwah' and 'digee' will work divinely. Don't try for this, though. あなた have to kind of be in your own world first.
9. Don't forget ランダム actions, like clapping randomly, または bobbing your head like a budgerigar (budgerigar a.k.a. budgie: small Australian parakeet).
10. ランダム names work well. Try using Chris Mear, Mr. Chesters または The Teletubbies; all perform well.
11. Put on a very normal outfit (e.g., jeans and T-shirt) and add something ridiculous (e.g., a huge chicken mask). Of course, あなた could also go with strange clothing all the way -- あなた might want to invest in things like suspenders, 上, ページのトップへ hats, parasols, glitter vests, canes, ribbons, army boots, hippie または (real) vintage things, neon things, etc. (The trick is to have basic staples: plain T-shirts in varying Colors(色) and a couple pairs of blue jeans, maybe in gray, paired with freaky accessories). NB: wearing 'random' clothing will lose あなた randomness points in whatever else あなた happen to do - people will see how ridiculously stupid あなた look and ignore the randomness of your words and/or actions. Sorry, but it's true.
12. Have fun with it. Just look at it as a way to express your originality. Don't be ランダム just to imitate others. Use it as a talent. Think of it as a way to be happy.
13. Get used to forming odd obsessions, like a certain state, food, person, または animal. Make them very public and insane. There are certain topics though that are just old and used: penguins, llamas, Ramen, muffins, Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Monster, Michigan, セレブ like Billie Joe Armstrong, Marilyn Monroe,Ryan Ross, Benji and Joel Madden.
14. Remember, ランダム stands for Rather Average Nighttime アヒル, 鴨 Of Mine.
15. There is absolutley nothing wrong with breaking into ランダム accents
16. Cite interesting tidbits of seemingly frivolous information when the situation permits it. (Like during a pause in the discourse. Don't be rude.) Also, any brief anecdote beginning with "'This one time...'" that remotely pertains to the subject being discussed works like a charm. Just make sure your フレンズ will think it's funny. Don't weird them out.
17. Add extra bits to words! For example, 編集 can be turned into EdIMIFY, Philosophical can be PhilAMAHsophical and so on. Making words longer is the most funAMAST part of randomness
18. The word "The" can provide endless fun. あなた can always add "the" to the beginning of words such as Internet, YouTube または FaceBook. These turn into "The Internet" または "The Interwebs"*, "The Youtube" and "The Facebook." Feel free to change "the" into "teh", あなた always have the option of saying "teh" または spelling it when 書く it somewhere. *Interwebs is a もっと見る ランダム version of Internet.
19. Change the regular pronounciation of some words. California can be turned into "Cal-ee-For-Nigh-A",or even "Cal-eye-phor-nee-ay" so it's 発言しました "Californighia" または "Caliphorneae"! Be creative! You'll be surprised with what あなた can come up with.
20. Make a vocabulary of your own invented, edited または pronounciation changed words and use them frequently! (Although, see the warning in Warnings!)
21. Although randomness can be fun, it is important to remember to only be ランダム around people who will laugh, not people who あなた know will get upset/offended.
[b]CREDIT: www.wikihow.com