From the internet :)
(1) He spends twenty 分 looking at an オレンジ ジュース box because it said, "concentrate".
(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
(5) He tries to drown a fish.
(6) If あなた gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
(7) He trips over a cordless phone.
(8) He takes a ruler to ベッド to see how long he slept.
(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".
(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
(11) He invents a solar powered flashlight.
(12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
(13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
(14) He takes あなた to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.
(15) He got locked in a furniture ショップ but sleeps on the floor.
(16) He spends time 読書 thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an idiot!!!
(1) He spends twenty 分 looking at an オレンジ ジュース box because it said, "concentrate".
(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
(5) He tries to drown a fish.
(6) If あなた gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
(7) He trips over a cordless phone.
(8) He takes a ruler to ベッド to see how long he slept.
(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".
(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
(11) He invents a solar powered flashlight.
(12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
(13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
(14) He takes あなた to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.
(15) He got locked in a furniture ショップ but sleeps on the floor.
(16) He spends time 読書 thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an idiot!!!