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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With あなた XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have あなた been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen あなた someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this シート, 座席 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if あなた sit down.

Man: Your place または mine?
Woman: Both. あなた go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do あなた do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: こんにちは baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do あなた like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would あなた stay there?

Man: If I could see あなた naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see あなた naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when あなた fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when あなた got kicked out of Hell.

Man: Why aren't あなた married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.

Man: I can tell that あなた want me.
Woman: あなた know, you're dead right...I want あなた to go away!

deathding, rosewinton3055 and 36 others like this

smileypop9 lol :D im gonna use some of those!!

drunksheep Brilliant!

CourtneyFan17 Thanks! And yeah I'm using them too!

ciaraluvsjustin So gonna use them!!

bustacap96 Good thing I don't use these XD

Kate481216 Lol xxx

teamsalvatore98 lol <3

CourtneyFan17 Glad you guys like it!

AmazingDream17 HAHA! I burst out laughing!

ELITEHALOKILLER THATS GIVING WOMEN A IDEA TO KEEP AWAY FROM MEN IF THEY WANT THEM >=D

magicgirl123 Omg I am going to have to remember these!!!!!!!!!!

rabigfan96 lmfao i am going to yous these

abbie_lelouch love them! xD

Ayame_Chan Haha,lol^^

JonasLuver1 Hahahaha I think if I said that to a guy his face well fall on the ground! :D

misaki01 ROFL Gud perv tricks !! gud for those PERVERTIC men X3 :p

glitter1001 ROFL SO GANNA USE THEM BRILLENT THNKS

knuklehead7 ROFL

NeuroticSinner ..Good thing no one even flirts with me, I don't have to Memorize so many Quotes. <-- weak memory

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SSF Chapter 10: Packed 'n Ready Last chapter

posted by Draculaura10

The limo was filled with an awkward silence until they pulled up at Eve's house. "Well, we'll see あなた in the morning," Mellissa 発言しました to Leo, Jake, and Raymonde, who nodded. Kenya, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa grabbed their stuff, waved, and headed inside. Eve's mom and a girl no younger than sixteen with ピンク hair greeted them at the door. When Eve saw the girl with ピンク hair, she folded her arms against her chest. "Hello, girls! Come on in. Eve, please introduce your cousin," Her mom 発言しました as they all went to the living room. "Get comfortable and I’ll be in to check on あなた in 30 minutes, and you...

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Strange Sisters Forever Chapter 3: Totally Not Glow Sticks

posted by Draculaura10

The 次 day, after math, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met. When the door to the bathroom was locked, Emma 発言しました "Go as far from me and everyone as あなた can."

"Eek!" Eve screamed. "Eve, are あなた okay?! Please tell me you're okay." Mellissa exclaimed. “I--- I'm fine, it's just... I CAN SEE IN THE DARK BETTER THAN LIGHT! I just thought I needed glasses..." Mellissa and Emma both stuttered. "Just, let's go on..." Eve said. Once they were as far away as they could be, Emma 発言しました "Now come close." "What's the point of this, Emma?" Eve 発言しました impatiently. Emma sighed, clearly annoyed. "Just do it ok?" Emma...

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Raise Your Hands ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Ooooohhh
Ooh, yeah
You, あなた got a nasty reputation
We're in a sticky situation, it's down to me and you
So tell me, is it true, they say there ain't nobody better
Well now that we're together
Show me what あなた can do

You're under the gun
Out on the run
Gonna set the night on fire
Out on the run
Under the gun
Playin' to win

Raise your hands
When あなた want to let it go
Raise your hands
And あなた want to let a feeling show
Raise your hands
New York to Chicago
Raise your hands
From New Jersey to Tokyo
Whoa-whoa
Raise your hands

I, I've been out on the front line
Where you'll go down if あなた waste time
They'll walk all over...

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Breakout ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my ハート, 心 for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the 火災, 火 but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...

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It's Alright, It's Okay ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

あなた told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t あなた bother what I do
No matter what あなた say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your 愛 was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...

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愛 Me For Me ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m not the girl that あなた see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what あなた need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what あなた get is what あなた see
And I can’t be any もっと見る than what I am
Love me for me または don’t 愛 me (Or don’t 愛 me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who あなた want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...