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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a サークル, 円 that had its two sides gently compressed によって a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a 火災, 火 hydrant.

8. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real アヒル, 鴨 that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine または something.

9. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

10. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

11. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.

12. The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.

13. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

14. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like パンツ in a dryer without Cling Free.

15. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at asolar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

16. Long separated によって cruel fate, the star-crossed 恋愛中 raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

17. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

18. The little ボート gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

19. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

20. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when あなた fry them in hot grease.

21. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.

22. He fell for her like his ハート, 心 was a mob informant and she was the East River.

23. Even in his last years, Grand pappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

24. He felt like he was being hunted down like a dog, in a place that hunts dogs, I suppose.

25. She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword.

26. She walked into my office like a 百足, ムカデ with 98 missing legs.

27. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

28. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind あなた get from not eating for a while.

29. “Oh, Jason, take me!” she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night.

30. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after あなた accidentally staple it to the wall.

31. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

32. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

33. The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

34. Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.

35. Her 日付 was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”

36. The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

37. The red brick ウォール was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

38. She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever あなた banged the door open again.

39. Her pants fit her like a glove, well, maybe もっと見る like a mitten, actually.

40. Fishing is like waiting for something that does not happen very often.

41. They were as good フレンズ as the people on “Friends.”

42. Oooo, he smells bad, she thought, as bad as Calvin Klein’s Obsession would smell if it were called Enema and was made from spoiled Spamburgers instead of natural floral fragrances.

43. The ナイフ was as sharp as the tone used によって Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Tex.) in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Ill.) in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the impeachment of President William Jefferson Clinton.

44. He was as bald as one of the Three Stooges, either Curly または Larry, あなた know, the one who goes woo woo woo.

45. The sardines were packed as tight as the coach section of a 747.

46. Her eyes were shining like two marbles that someone dropped in mucus and then held up to catch the light.

47. The baseball player stepped out of the box and spit like a 噴水 statue of a Greek god that scratches itself a lot and spits brown, rusty tobacco water and refuses to sign autographs for all the little Greek kids unless they pay him lots of drachmas.

48. I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit または something, but I don’t speak German. Anyway, it’s a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your パン bags. I don’t know the name for those either.

49. She was as unhappy as when someone puts your cake out in the rain, and all the sweet green icing flows down and then あなた lose the recipe, and on 上, ページのトップへ of that あなた can’t sing worth a damn.

50. Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell バター from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.

51. It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.

52. Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung によって mistake.

53. あなた know how in “Rocky” he prepares for the fight によって punching sides of raw beef? Well, yesterday it was as cold as that meat locker he was in.

54. The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric ファン set on medium.

55. Her lips were red and full, like tubes of blood drawn によって an inattentive phlebotomist.

56. The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 10 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black.
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Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the 上, ページのトップへ
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT によって U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
 Tianmen Mountain Cableway
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS


"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know あなた want me
I made it obvious that I want あなた too
So put it on me
Let's remove the 宇宙 between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that あなた move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what あなた wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that あなた do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh あなた know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh あなた know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh あなた know
That tonight...
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posted by nymph_tonks
Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are あなた up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any ジャンク 食 または soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something...
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1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if あなた worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell あなた to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your お気に入り song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow ランダム people off and tell them what to buy every 分 または so. If あなた get in trouble, say あなた were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your 襟, 首輪 and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope あなた enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all あなた opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't あなた see, the resolve to cut あなた reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...
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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here あなた go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet あなた didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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Some of あなた girls will remember that on Wednesday i told あなた that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news 情報源 HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated によって her parents Tish and Billy 線, レイ Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile 前 and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started 芝居 out...
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DO あなた wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater ファン then あなた might not wanna read this but if あなた do and it affends あなた then leave a コメント and i can tell あなた in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned あなた so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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added by 3xZ
added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
The puzzle game Tetris is well-known all over the world for its catchy 音楽 and captivating gameplay. Tetris can be played without charge at link. Good Old Tetris and Colortris are two additional free Tetris games that adhere to the original.
Genres Inspired によって Tetris
But in addition to the original Tetris, there are a ton of other Tetris-related games on this page that are well worth playing. The 10x10 subgenre is one of the most well-liked offshoots, and there are many 10x10 games to play, including Block Champ, TenTrix, and Wood Blocks.
Tetris Redesigned
Numerous variations of the Tetris format...
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added by Basant_pandit
Source: Basant pandit
こんにちは there, and welcome to part 2 of this dumb idea that I had. Obscure 80s slasher films. None of the 人気 stuff. If あなた haven’t seen me talk about the first sixteen 映画 yet, go check that 記事 out, cause there’s comparisons あなた might miss または something. Anyway, let’s get on with the final fifteen

#15: Nightmares in a Damaged Brain (1981)



Okay, first things first. Yes, I know the advertising name for this film is Nightmares. However, that name is super generic and I don’t care, so we’re going によって it’s alternate name. Secondly, this is another one of those video nasty...
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(All sources come from listed games and セレブ Wikipedia pages, Behind the Voice Actor pages, and インターネット・ムービー・データベース(IMDb) pages)

You know, there’s a lot they don’t tell あなた about voice acting. One of those things is that voice 芝居 is tough. Like really tough. Oh sure, a lot of people will tell you, “You don’t even gotta 表示する your face. This isn’t real acting.”. Those are the words of a person who has never attempted to read lines naturally on a piece of paper to convey emotions through just dialogue in their life. Also an idiot. But yeah, voice 芝居 isn’t easy. Having to strain your voice...
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I 愛 Rob's videos.. But some of them just leave me stunned または disguested.. These are some of such examples..



#11: THE KILLER ロブスター BOY:
A video about a disfigured man who has claws for hands and abused his family.. Bad enough, but all the コメント being Spongebob jokes kinda angered me.. Maybe I'm too sensitive, I don't know..


#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..



#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with タトゥー who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my お気に入り things (yeah)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (yeah)

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (yeah)

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
25 years and my life is still
Tryin' to get up that great big 丘, ヒル of hope
For a destination

I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the 上, ページのトップへ of my lungs
"What's going on?"

And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I 発言しました "Hey, a-what's going on?"
And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I 発言しました "Hey, a-what's going on?"

Ooh,...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
On a cobweb afternoon
In a room full of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was ロスト in the pages
Of a book full of death
Reading how we'll die alone
And if we're good, we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we wanna go

In your house I long to be
Room によって room patiently
I'll wait for あなた there
Like a stone
I'll wait for あなた there
Alone

On my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there あなた led me on

In your house I long to be
Room によって room patiently
I'll wait for あなた there
Like a stone
I'll...
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