ランダム Article: Cute Poem:)

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posted by LadyL68

♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥

♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥

♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥

♥If you're asking if I 愛 you♥
♥The answer is I do♥

☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.

deathding, KilledbyanAngel and 1 other like this

keEeEeToOo really good hailey

Megara - Screencaps

added by 3xZ

Source: disneyscreencaps.com

Megara - Screencaps

added by 3xZ

Source: disneyscreencaps.com

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My Lame Opinion On Shovel Knight.

posted by deathding

There's a reason why Shovel Knight is widely regarded as the best game of 2014, and here's why.

But first, since I'm もっと見る of a buzzkill than the bees in Donkey Kong Country, a little backstory.

Shovel Knight started out as a project on the 人気 website Kickstarter, which kickstarts new ideas and is commonly used to make and invent new things. Then came....

*Insert cliche as hell hallelujah music*

This game, Shovel Knight.

Now since this isn't a review, I'm just going to give what I think of it, that way this doesn't turn into one of those god-forsaken 1,000 word essays あなた had to do in a week...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Plague Knight V.S. Treasure Knight! (Fan-Made)

posted by deathding

(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as あなた can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should...

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Cipto Junaedy

posted by dayoo

Well, kami tidak akan berpanjang lebar berkata-kata yang tiada bermakna. Kita langsung saja ke inti pembicaraan kita pada pagi ini yakni berbicara tentang Bapak link dan strategi jitu yang diperkenalkan oleh beliau yaitu cara jitu untuk membeli banyak roperti tanpa harus keluar uang banyak, tanpa harus menggunakan uang anda sendiri dan tanpa harus berhutang kesana kemari yang ujung-ujungnya bisa dikejar-kejar hutang disepanjang hidup anda. Bagaimana caranya? Apakah ini benar atau justru sebuah gurauan belaka? Mungkin ada banyak pertanyaan yang menumpuk di isi kepala anda. Memang tidak heran...

tose proeski

posted by macedoialveu

Tose Proeski was born in Prilep[3] and grew up in Kruševo[3] as the son of an Aromanian family.[4][5] After his musical talent was discovered at the age of 12, he was chosen to perform at the 人気 children's song festival Zlatno Slavejče (eng.: Golden Nightingale) in Skopje, performing the song "Јаs i mојоt dеdо" in Aromanian language.[6][7][8] This was his first public 音楽 performance; however, his successful career began in 1996 when he participated in the teenage 音楽 festival Melfest in Prilep.

Following this public exposure, he was awarded for his strong vocal capabilities....

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Blondlionezel's 上, ページのトップへ 5 Male Villains

posted by BlondLionEzel

#5: Predaking (Transformers Prime)

Predaking is a force to be reckoned with. He transforms from predacon dragon to awesome robot! He could probably beat Upgraded Optimus and probably Megatron (In beast mode). Now a battle between Predaking and Grimlock would be awesome!

#4: Ultron (Marvel)

Built によって Henry Pym, Ultron is a robot who believes that the only way to protect humanity によって destroying it. His body is made from the unbreakable metal adamentium. No matter what, he keeps coming back, upgrading himself each time.

#3: Smaug (The Hobbit)

Smaug is a dragon who ストール, 盗んだ the Lonely Mountain from the dwarfs...

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Blondlionezel Reviews: Big Hero 6

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS AND MANLY TEARS SHED IN THIS REVIEW!

This movie is a masterpiece. It's a million country miles better than Frozen, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and a lot others. It's a breath of a fresh air.

The story starts with Hiro Hamada and his big brother Tadashi. Hiro decides to 登録する Tadashi's college, with Tadashi's フレンズ GoGo Tamago, Wasabi no Ginger, Fred, and Honey Lemon. Hiro enters a contest for entry, and he invents these awesome nanobots.

Then, on the night before Hrio goes to college, Tadashi dies によって sacrificing himself to save a professor named Callaghan....

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Some ランダム story I made.

posted by deathding

Hours, turn into days.

Light, into darkness...

Hope, becomes insanity....

The shadow then smiled at me....Staring into my face with those evil soulless eyes, it was truly a terrifying sight.

Blood slowly began to run down his neck, and lucky for me I managed to bring out my Shadow Katana quick enough to land a hit on him.

It's too bad it did nothing....My blade did absolutely nothing, as the shadow attempted to stab into my ハート, 心 with a giant legendary sword....

It was him, Sabres.

The darkest most evil sword to ever be created in all of the universe's history. It was made によって a god that lived in...

All About That ベース Parody (Noob Procrastination)

posted by purrloinedlove

Yeah あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing ジャンク in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Oceania countries ヘタリア

posted by Danndy

Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
フレンズ - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her ランダム symbol - †

Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
フレンズ - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her ランダム symbol - ♦

Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
フレンズ - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her ランダム Symbol - ♣

NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
フレンズ - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His ランダム Symbol - ‡

Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know もっと見る than あなた all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
フレンズ - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her ランダム sister - ♥

I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye

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10 Anti Jokes

posted by -SkySplitter-

Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did バットマン say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a モル, ほくろ have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A アヒル, 鴨 walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The アヒル, 鴨 doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...

song parody 記事 contest

posted by nikkibellafan02

こんにちは everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that ベースによって Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a ファン club about u and make the 記事 their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then によって all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends ハロウィン eve. または U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and 上, ページのトップへ me.

All About ベース SPOOF contest

posted by TheNyackers

こんにちは everyone we have a new contest

Here's how it goes あなた all know that sing All About ベース we'll we are doing a contest about that

Who ever creates the best All About ベース spoof または parody 記事 will get to decide what our 次記事 should be about and we will make a ファン club about you

Here are the rules

You must make fake lyrics of the song it can't be a rip off it has to be original and あなた can't use your 記事 to diss または make fun of a fanpoper cause that leaves us no choice but to レポートあなた than we don't want to have to do that

You also can't copy our 記事

But feel free to share...

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How to Tell When あなた Should Clean Your House

posted by staankerdaskunk

1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. あなた can stuff a 枕 with the ラット毛皮 on the ソファー, ソファ alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. あなた don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)

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The Story of my Life- The Most Truest Story EVER

posted by LonkFromPenns-

This is a true story. If anyone tells あなた it isn't true, they are lying. Enjoy the story of my amazing life. -Lonk

I have always lived in PENNSYLVANIA. I was born in Pennsylvania and raised in Pennsylvania my whole life. I still live in Pennsylvania.

One day, when my mommy named Lonk's Mom was cooking, she realized she was cooking my boots. She stopped cooking, because she realized, those were my only pair of boots. She gazed into the boiling pot and didn't care about the fact that she might burn her hand and dipped her whole arm into the pot and took out my boots. I didn't see my boots,...

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Why イヌ are taken to shelters.

posted by ITF

There are many reasons why people abandon their dogs. Generally, it is not the dog's fault and often the decision to take a dog to an animal shelter is based not on emotion but on convenience. It is representative of a society lacking strong values--everything is disposable, including pets. People are encouraged to use excuses for their own behavior--it always is someone else's fault. In this case, it's the dog's fault!

Having a dog is a commitment to that animal for 10-15 years and should be a well thought out family decision based on a thorough investigation of the breed and breeder. Most...

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MY COMPLAINT ABOUT ファンポップ

posted by Nick16

Some of what I'm about to say regarding Fanpop.com Website's prevarications is so childishly simple, I fear it may be patronizing to explain; I apologize in advance. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how what Fanpop.com insists are original philosophies are nothing もっと見る than warmed-over versions of Marxism. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, it has been 発言しました that it breaks my ハート, 心 and fills my chest with agonizing pain when I see Fanpop.com violate values so important to our sense of community....

Just a little bitty poem...

posted by BlackPetals

(Literally sat down and typed this out...)

She gave away the secret.
She told him he was my crush.
I wanted her to keep it.
Now when he meets my eyes I blush.

Cheeks are red.
Heart is hammering.
I wasn't mistaken, wasn't misled.
Somewhere, others are yammering.

But in this closet, it's only us two.
This small room is full of me and you.
It should last.
It shouldn't end.

But afterwards, he told his friends.
I was just another girl he got alone.
I was just another girl to flirt with on the phone.
Whenever he was bored, when he had nothing to do.
I wasn't the first.
The first was you.

I met あなた the 次 day,
You...

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Cat

added by tanyya