**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why あなた would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**
1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.
2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until あなた find your contact lens.
3.Punch the body and tell people he hit あなた first.
4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of あなた shaking hands with the deceased.
6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.
7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
8.Ask the widow to give あなた an enema.
9.Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
10.Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask him if he can sneak him into the coffin.
11.Place a hard boiled egg into the mouth of the deceased.
12.Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.
13.Leave some phony dog mess on 上, ページのトップへ of the deceased.
14.Tell the widow that あなた have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.
15.Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.
16.Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.
17.Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.
18.Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.
19.Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.
1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.
2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until あなた find your contact lens.
3.Punch the body and tell people he hit あなた first.
4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of あなた shaking hands with the deceased.
6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.
7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
8.Ask the widow to give あなた an enema.
9.Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
10.Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask him if he can sneak him into the coffin.
11.Place a hard boiled egg into the mouth of the deceased.
12.Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.
13.Leave some phony dog mess on 上, ページのトップへ of the deceased.
14.Tell the widow that あなた have to leave early and ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.
15.Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.
16.Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.
17.Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.
18.Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.
19.Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.
Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?
Divekick, an indie タイトル made によって fighting game ファン for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....
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Divekick, an indie タイトル made によって fighting game ファン for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....
