This 記事 is about my terrible cousin May!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I 愛 her but she pisses me off!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.
Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!
She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!
She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!
She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(
Shes a tattel tail!
She dresses like a french h****
I 愛 her but she pisses me off!
Man: If I could see あなた naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw あなた naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen あなた someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this シート, 座席 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if あなた sit down.
Man: Your place または mine?
Woman: Both. あなた go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do あなた do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: こんにちは baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do あなた like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would あなた stay there?
Man: Why aren't あなた married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't あなた married yet?
Woman:Why aren't あなた thin?
Man: Why aren't あなた married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Woman: If I saw あなた naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen あなた someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this シート, 座席 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if あなた sit down.
Man: Your place または mine?
Woman: Both. あなた go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do あなた do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: こんにちは baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do あなた like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would あなた stay there?
Man: Why aren't あなた married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't あなた married yet?
Woman:Why aren't あなた thin?
Man: Why aren't あなた married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
A fwd I got:
The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my フレンズ get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a タコス so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go によって herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my フレンズ get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a タコス so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go によって herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
