Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off あなた aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so あなた aren't the one stressed on birth control , あなた do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 分 tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell あなた at what 時 to be ホーム when あなた in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than ホーム as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If あなた get drunk あなた are not seen as if あなた did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in 愛 over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true フレンズ , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached によって a stranger on 通り, ストリート wanting your money または anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy あなた can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places あなた can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if あなた are fat または not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off あなた aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so あなた aren't the one stressed on birth control , あなた do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 分 tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell あなた at what 時 to be ホーム when あなた in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than ホーム as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If あなた get drunk あなた are not seen as if あなた did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in 愛 over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true フレンズ , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached によって a stranger on 通り, ストリート wanting your money または anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy あなた can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places あなた can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if あなた are fat または not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
This is a My Little ポニー ファン fiction. If あなた don't like talking 馬 that come in different colors, please run for your life.
At a classic car 表示する in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting によって his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting によって his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, または あなた will be killed によって a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
At a classic car 表示する in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting によって his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting によって his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, または あなた will be killed によって a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 鮫, サメ movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST ミステリー・グースバンプス EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion または something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 鮫, サメ movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST ミステリー・グースバンプス EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion または something.. That face image fucked me up..
