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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here あなた go xD

または if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet あなた didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably pull a Yogi and Booboo
And steal a bunch of them human's foo-ood

あなた will never get one of my sammiches
Sorry, young lady, but あなた cannot have this
Sammiches, they nice 'n' all yo,
But I really like me some honey fo sho.
Get it? Heh there ain't nutt'n to get
あなた probably needa go to the doctors if ya did
Not suggesting that あなた might be a lil stupid
Yeah every where I go imma be singin this.

Oh everytime I close my eyes,
(WHATCHASEEWHATCHASEE)
I see the back of my eyelids!
And I bet あなた didn't know this....
Oh, I, I swear... The world better prepare!
FOR WHEN I'M A GRIZZLY BEAR!
Ohohohoh, when I'm a grizzly bear! Ohohohoh.

I be stealin picnic baskets.
Slaughtering lil bunny rabbits.
Then I compliment their dead bodies on how long they lasted
Scratch a couple milli eyeballs in the forest for the heck of it
But keep the 食 and fun seperate!

And yeah I be the くま, クマ to put a whole new meaning to crack addict
Its kind of illegal, but bears can't go to jail so i'd take a crack at it.
I'd probably just take what ever's left and just sell it uh...
So every くま, クマ i know could try some
And not a single person would see leftovers from their picnics
i eat it up good then sleep for a bit.
I know we all have different dreams
But in my dreams I become a bear
A GRIZZLY.

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three
(WHATUPBOOBOO?!)

Oh everytime I close my eyes,
(WHATCHASEEWHATCHASEE)
I see the back of my eyelids!
And I bet あなた didn't know this....
Oh, I, I swear... The world better prepare!
FOR WHEN I'M A GRIZZLY BEAR!

Ohohohoh, (SING IT) When I'm a grizzly bear! Ohohohoh
I wanna be a grizzly bear... so beary bad.
posted by misscrazel
                One: Pike
I scrambled out my bedroom window. I slid down the gutter and scampered down the street. 
    Soon I arrived at a small brick house. Hurrying over to a bedroom window I  tapped on it lightly. Moments later a girl's face peered up. Her brown eyes sparkled in the moonlight. 
    I smiled and beckoned. After awhile she stepped outside onto the cement porch. 
"I missed you, Penelope." I said 
"I missed あなた to, Pike." She said 
    Penelope-Rose walked over and kissed me. 
"I found somewhere," I said, "somewhere we could be alone."
"Take me there." 発言しました Penelope-Rose. ...
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Larry Potsmoker be a seriez of seven ファンタジー novels written によって tha British lyricist J. K. Rowling. Da 本 chronicle tha adventurez of a wizard, Larry Potsmoker, n' his wild lil' playaz Ronald Weasley n' Hermione Granger, all of whom is studentz at Hogwartz School of Witchcraft n' Wizardry. Da main story arc concerns Harryz quest ta overcome tha Dark wizard Lord Voldemort, whose aims is ta become immortal, conquer tha wizardin ghetto, subjugate non-magical gangstas, n' destroy all em whoz 尻, お尻 stand up in his way, especially Larry Potsmoker.
7:00 AM.Today was the day!I ran outside.A small バタフライ, 蝶 rests on a tiny plant.I try to catch all of them.Then,I stood frozen.It was there.A Blue jay.I haven't seen one since I was 5.I tried to get a picture.It flew away."Dang."I said.I looked at the お花 on my shirt.Light yellow and purple flowers.I couldn't believe it.School was out.Finally!I followed the clouds to a path.A long path.I stood on the concrete.Shoes in hand.Barefoot steps.I followed the path.Then I saw them.Both of them.
Alicia and Henry.
"Guys?What are あなた doing?"I asked.
"Sh!Come on."Alicia beckoned me.
I saw the door.We went...
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A long cave.I was strolling down with my sword in my sword in my hand.Then,TAP TAP!Ariana stood at the front of the cave.Then,she held up her hand,then instantly the sword flew out of my hand.
"Well,well,well.If it isn't little miss-she-can-defeat-me!Ha ha!WRONG!"Ariana's large voice echoed through out the cave.I ran to her.Little did I know.
She had her sword in her hands.
I fell to the ground holding my aching knee.
"Ha ha ha!You fail!Give up,Sarah.I have Maybelle.You're alone.And you're hopeless.Give...Up."She 発言しました slowly.
She walked toward the hut Maybelle was in.
I instantly dropped to the ground.I...
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"Hey,Joan.It's Sam.Call me back...when ever...Or sooner.I've been calling for...an hour.So,call me!"Said Sam as she left a voice mail for her friend,Joan.She started to get worried.Joan hasn't called her in a week!She wondered if she should go over to her house,And she did.When she knocked on the door,She heard footsteps.Running,Footsteps."Joan.Joan!Joan?"She repeated."Sh!"She heard come from the peep hole.Sam looked inside the hole.She saw a head peek up,A small head."JOAN!"Sam yelled.Nothing,No sound,Nothing."JOAN!I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"Sam Yelled."Hey girls!"Joan's mom said."Who's at the...
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posted by samuraibond005
I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains または dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat ライフル rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, または even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy によって the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going ホーム afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...
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I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, または movies...

Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.

2nd Grade: I had this one 読書 teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's 説明 exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.

5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one 日 she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.



6th Grade:...
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posted by JaseKS
50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave あなた all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife または husband.

21) Torture a 木, ツリー infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an...
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上, ページのトップへ 11 things to do when your house is on fire


1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini あなた bought as it is going to be hot with 火災, 火 and all あなた know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when あなた start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on 火災, 火 with picture of your house: A formula which will make あなた super 人気
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about 火災, 火 and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off 火災, 火 till...
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nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers 次 to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. あなた must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...
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posted by lucius_malloy
Answering the 質問 link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...
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posted by InvaderStickly
Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of あなた then look away when they turn around

Say あなた have a sixth since where あなた can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and あなた should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is 芝居 the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are もっと見る than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has 発言しました that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that あなた have to work hard...
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posted by kitkat709477
1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the ソファー, ソファ "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...
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Do あなた think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp


Are イヌ cute?:

DUHH! ~<3


Do あなた fish?:

Nope!


Are あなた at the age where あなた can drink?:

Not yet. x3


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless あなた try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD


Do あなた have a boyfriend または girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3


Do あなた know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....


Have あなた ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u


Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..


[u]Do あなた have your ears pierced?
:

I used to.


Have あなた broken your butt?:

No. =3


Tea is…?:

Best...
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posted by Dethklokrox90
Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry または 愛 あなた more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave あなた with my ring and this last letter.
I have ロスト myself and don't try to call me または come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to あなた and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if あなた let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and あなた too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
あなた will have your own life, everything あなた wanted with you.
あなた will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm ベッド when your old, knowing that あなた did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 愛 you, I 愛 あなた so much...


~Reah
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