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posted by sapherequeen
1) I don't feel well.

2) I am constantly seeing arguments on here over the same, ancient shit and it's now boring me.

3) I see people fighting in groups, despite one person actually starting the argument with another person. If あなた want to fight, learn to fight によって your damn self and not have people back up your 尻, お尻 after every reply あなた make. -_-

4) My grandmother won't stop talking to me, despite my respectfully reminding her that I'm listening to 音楽 and/or watching a movie on YouTube and can not divide my attention at the moment.

5) We're going to my cousins' house later today. I hate being there, the stupidity is too overbearing for me.

6) I'll have to sit on the floor and tolerate one of my cousins agonizing my ear drums with her screaming when she receives her Twilight-related gifts.

7) We're having ham for ディナー at my cousins. I hate ham. I rather pet the cute little pigs, not eat them. Thanks.

8) I'm seeing stupid 質問 being asked on a YouTube video at the moment.
Scenario: A child was molested によって a guardian.

Lawyer: Did so and so molest you, Michael?
Michael: *Nods*
Lawyer: Did he hurt you?
Me: o_O

9) I came across an arugment about the expression, "That's so gay" on YouTube an 時 ago. (My personal opinion: I don't give a flying fuck).

10) I didn't get any sleep last night. I couldn't fall asleep until 2 am, then woke up at 8am.

11) My sister opened her presents first this morning because in our family, the youngest goes first. It took her a full five 分 to open each fucking gift.

12) The エビ that I just ate sucked ass.

13) I'm bored, which is sort of why I'm 書く this 記事 in case あなた are wondering, "WTF was the point of this article?" によって now.

14) I am developing a headache.

15) My sister has a stupid microphone that plays the theme song of her お気に入り (and therefore, my most despised) TV show, iCarly.

16) The majority of the people that read this will probably not care. Not that this is an annoyance to me. Just a ランダム noted fact.

K, I'm done. :)
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474 Things To Do When You're Bored


- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a ベッド of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your 枕 X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of...
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1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press ランダム numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would あなた please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation あなた are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...
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