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posted by InvaderStickly
1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as バービー ドール and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a ランダム patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to a woman and say, "Your here because your pregnant, right?"

12. Start brushing your teeth in a "We Will Rock You" rhythm.

13. Start to brush people's hair.

14. Ask if anyone is sick.

15. Yell, "JUSTIN! If your in here, あなた remember what happened last night?! MAN, THAT WAS AWESOME!"

16. Spit on someone's chin and tell them it's not polite to drool.

17. Start to act out a movie scene from the hospital.

18. Brush your teeth.

19. When あなた get on a scale, say, "WHY DO あなた NEED TO WEIGH ME?! DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU?!?!"
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HAPPY NEW 年 EVERYONE


OH my gosh, we survived the 2012 apocalypse!
Friend: Wait, werent we supposed to die?
Me: YES
Friend: Hmm... oh well
Me: So Im just going to say happy new 年 and PLEASE watch the ball drop at...
Friend: WHAT?
Me: Duhh! Anyway watch the ball drop at NYC
または something like that.
Friend: And check out what happen so far in 2012!
Me: Uhh yeah like Hurricane Sandy and the massacre at Sandy Hook...
Friend: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Me: So sorry for u guys at Sandy Hook and those who got knocked over によって Hurricane Sandy!
Friend: Im never going to the ビーチ again!
Me: WHY?
Friend: CUZ THE ビーチ IS SANDY!
Me: Oh, right. Watever.
Friend: Dont forget to look at the records for 2012 and possibly 2013!
Me: Sure! And WATCH SMOSH!
Friend: Go to リンク and click on the link that says smosh.com!

BYE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
    Time and 宇宙 are fragments of the infinite for the use of finite creatures.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Dost thou 愛 life, then do not squander time,
for that's the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Time in its aging course teaches all things.
Aeschylus

Make use of time, let not advantage slip.
William Shakespeare

One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while あなた try to hold down the other.
Chinese Proverb

You will never "find" time for anything. If あなた want time, あなた must make it.
Charles Bruxton

I recommend あなた take care of the 分 and...
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posted by alliXcobber
i hate the old west. how many of あなた do too? ugh. okay' so my brother was doing his splling/reading homework and it 発言しました to write a letter to bob または another cowboy from the story theyre 読書 and to use 4 spelling words. heres what he wrote: Dear Bob,
I would like to spit on the old west. Everytime i think about it, i get a mouthful of bile. i would like to summon a monster there to destroy the old west. Their culture is like crap!
lovely,
#$%^&
i helped him write it.heres what i added mentally: whats up with the damn bar fights?. were such classy people' arent we? well whatever we dont care AND WE HATE THEN OLD WEST. just the feeling of it ugh!
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