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posted by cutiegirl01
1. Pretend that your 机, デスク is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the test\homework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

5. If they ask あなた to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.

6. On ur paper write a ランダム 年 and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'

8. Raise ur hand after every questain and go off topic with ur answer.

9. Find out what they like and say u hate them.

10. While they're talking empty out ur papers and make A LOT of racket.

11. Say how much u hate they're fav. sports team in front of them.

12. Ask them persanly questains like 'why aren't u married?' または 'r u retiring?'

13. As soon as class starts say 'here we go again' obnoxosily loud.

14 when u enter class say 'HERE I AM NO NEED TO WORRY' really loud.

15. Keep saying 'what' または 'huh' even when u can here.

16. on ur homework that it's about to blow up in 5 秒 an 時 later.

17. Keep asking for help on the test.

18. after u do # 17 get the answer wrong on purpose.

19. After being abbsent the 日 before ramble on how u should've been there.

20. Draw on ur hand and when told to wash it off say u told me to b もっと見る artistic on Febuary 1, または last 月 (random data)

21. And when they say i didnt say that say oh it must have been the hobbo out side of the school.

22. Start the wave in class randomly and keep doing this until everyone has a detention and complain that u r being controled によって 'the man' man.

23. Every time u walk into class say it's ur birthday even when it's not.

24. (for twins) when in class switch seats または classes 4 the 日 and when the teacher 発言しました (random names) 'Joy answer this questain." then u look around for ur sister and when u look around 10 times ask 'where is she? I dont c her. Oh u think i'm joy? no I'm beatriss.'

25. (twins) say it's ur twins birthday and the other twin 発言しました ur addopted so u dont have the same bday.

26. Laugh at ランダム words like 'add' または 'multiply' depending on the teacher.

27. Raise ur hand after a qustain and when they call on u wait a 分 and say 'oh u ment me okay okay' and say a ランダム answer.

28. when ur teacher 発言しました to write ur name in a box because ur late fill in all the boxes and take ur time with it and when the teacher 発言しました to hurry up say "but i'm making it pretty!'

29. in the middle of class shout "teacher i got to go potty!'

30. Be late to class ever time and say 'i tripped'

31. be late and say 'Did u want me to piss my pant?'

32. Be late and say 'it's not my falt the ベル scares the crap out of me and makes me fall back down the stairs!'

33. Say merry クリスマス every 日 and when it's chrismas say happy easter.

34. say merry クリスマス everday and on クリスマス say merry クリスマス to the teacher and when she 発言しました merry クリスマス say i'm jewish even if ur not and skip away 歌う Deck the halls really loud.

35. Randomly clap 2 times in class and say is someone messing with a clapper? または spoons?

36. In middle of class jump up and sing 'baby' if the teacher hates it. u may have the whole class 歌う to. または sing a song u LOVE!

37. Tell annoying stories to the teacher and when she 発言しました do u have a morral to this long 尻, お尻 story? then u say does everything have a morral? then ur life story has none.

38. Laugh at ランダム things.

39. poke someone a lot and when they tell the teacher say "it's nanial poke ur friend day."

40. call the teacher teach like "okay whatever u say teach."
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474 Things To Do When You're Bored


- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a ベッド of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your 枕 X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of...
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found this on the net:

29 Annoying Ways to Order a ピザ

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press ランダム numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would あなた please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation あなた are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...
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1.Go out for coffee
2.Cut a stencil and put a デザイン on an old t-shirt
3.Learn a new recipe
4.Properly fold all of your cloths
5.Find a marker with a blue または green lid and run around pretending it’s a sonic screwdriver
6.Walk to McDonalds and get a McFlurry
7.Organize your iTunes としょうかん, ライブラリ and make sure everything has album art
8.Start a blog
9.Read through old posts on your favourite blog
10.Have a movie marathon
11.Ride the transit all the way around, until you’re back to where あなた started
12.Make a friendship bracelet for yourself
13.Shave off all your body hair
14.Go shopping with only $5
15.Try to...
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I realized I loved Ashley a while ago. We were onstage and my microphone cut out. I was forced to use Ashley’s until mine was fixed. For just a moment our lips brushed together and I realized I loved him.
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It was the end of Valentine’s Day. I wished I could get something for Ashley. Maybe 次 年 I would be braver. I was alone in my room when I decided to call Ashley. I wouldn’t tell him I loved him yet, I just wanted...
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The ending of the film "Scary Movie" when Shorty videotapes himself inside a gas station.
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