To Deadly Quit
Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's 日 together. Emily had cooked a stupid ディナー and they ate on a log によって candlelight.
"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."
Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."
Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not last!" she 発言しました in an ugly voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the ディナー table.
Katlyn read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."
They stared at each other wishful as the crone cackled some more. Emily's lips began to tremble. Then Katlyn shrugged, pulled out a ring, and hit the crone on her eyeball. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Emily 発言しました and kissed Katlyn quickly. "This is a strange Valentine's Day!"
They promisingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they quited each other all night long.
Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's 日 together. Emily had cooked a stupid ディナー and they ate on a log によって candlelight.
"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."
Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."
Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not last!" she 発言しました in an ugly voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the ディナー table.
Katlyn read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."
They stared at each other wishful as the crone cackled some more. Emily's lips began to tremble. Then Katlyn shrugged, pulled out a ring, and hit the crone on her eyeball. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Emily 発言しました and kissed Katlyn quickly. "This is a strange Valentine's Day!"
They promisingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they quited each other all night long.
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a アヒル, 鴨
3 Watch all of your old ディズニー movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
コメント tell your フレンズ then I will make もっと見る spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I 愛 making these for あなた so comment. All the コメント I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm 書く all this cuz I need a longer 記事 so yea tacos are good i like タコス bravos from タコス johns
2 sing a song like a アヒル, 鴨
3 Watch all of your old ディズニー movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
コメント tell your フレンズ then I will make もっと見る spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I 愛 making these for あなた so comment. All the コメント I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm 書く all this cuz I need a longer 記事 so yea tacos are good i like タコス bravos from タコス johns