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Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's 日 together. Emily had cooked a stupid ディナー and they ate on a log によって candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not last!" she 発言しました in an ugly voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the ディナー table.

Katlyn read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other wishful as the crone cackled some more. Emily's lips began to tremble. Then Katlyn shrugged, pulled out a ring, and hit the crone on her eyeball. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Emily 発言しました and kissed Katlyn quickly. "This is a strange Valentine's Day!"

They promisingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they quited each other all night long.
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posted by nmdis
"Stop The World"


I don't know why, I don't know why I'm so afraid
I don't know how, I don't know how to fix the pain
We're livin' a lie, livin' a lie; this needs to change
We're out of time, we're out of time and its still the same

We can't stop the world, but there's so much もっと見る that we could do
あなた can't stop this girl from falling もっと見る in 愛 with you
あなた 発言しました 'nobody has to know',
Give us time to grow, and take it slow
But I'd stop the world, if it'd finally let us be alone
Let us be alone

I'm hearing the noise, hearing the noise from all around
I'm on the edge, I'm on the edge of breaking...
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I'm bored so this 記事 is ランダム anyways...

1. Like- it makes あなた seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- あなた have to have もっと見る words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane または out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what あなた call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, あなた have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...
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1. あなた can name もっと見る types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean あなた would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a 秒 thought.

4. Everyone あなた know listens to country 音楽 like a 秒 religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people コメント on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", あなた know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...
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1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I 愛 this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I 愛 the way
ed told her " i will give あなた half of my
life if あなた give me half yours". Than
winry 発言しました "how about i give あなた all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...
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posted by chattycandy
Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like あなた for a minute, and then forget あなた afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are あなた doing something?" または "Have あなた eaten already?" are the first usual 質問 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....
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1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a アヒル, 鴨
3 Watch all of your old ディズニー movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents



コメント tell your フレンズ then I will make もっと見る spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I 愛 making these for あなた so comment. All the コメント I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm 書く all this cuz I need a longer 記事 so yea tacos are good i like タコス bravos from タコス johns
i 愛 this lol
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