ランダム Article: 20 things a girl looks for in a guy (in my opinion)

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20 things a girl looks for in a guy (in my opinion)

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his フレンズ good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks または anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same 音楽 as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff または make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. lol JK JK JK (Thats just me)

deathding, ILOVELILTWIST and 1 other like this

CornChips I like this [i](except the last one lol)[/i]

Monrose None of them fot me...

springely At least this isn't biased.

spunkyonyx LOL thanks Springely

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Fan-fiction

posted by SeeUV3

Phil

Phan – fiction : こんにちは this is my first “phan”-fiction and I will first warn あなた if あなた do not like gay/bi people LEAVE NOW AND DON’T READ. Also Dan and Phil are NOT really together (but they did say they were both bi) this is just a simple fan-fiction and if あなた want もっと見る chapters of it I will gladly make one もっと見る (suggestions wanted). Sorry if this is mildly または severely creepy. ENJOY (I hope).
Chapter 1: Feelings

It was a cool autumn 日 in Manchester when Dan and Phil decided they would 移動する from Manchester to London. “Phil” cried Dan. “Its 12:00pm get up sleepy head!” Phil...

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Funny Hints That People Don't Like Your best Friend

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: link

How do あなた know people don't like your friend? Oh, I don't know, how about the fact that...

1. Your mom can never remember your friend's name. She even guesses. "Oh, is your friend... uh... Tasha coming over?" Your friend's name is not Tasha. It's Kate.

2. Your Dad always seems to disappear when Kate comes over. "Well, I should go paint the ガレージ door now." "Now?" "Yep, no time to waste. Just have to pick up a Kate of paint... I mean, a can of paint from the store."

3. Your little brother rolls his eyes at her name. "Kate's coming over? Does she have to?"

4. Your mom defends Kate to...

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101 things we learn from video games

posted by alismouha

1. It’s OK to kill people.

2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.

3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

4. Medicine became obsolete in the 年 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a ウォール caused human health to regenerate to 100%.

5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for あなた – your parents were wrong.

6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced によって hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will...

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COOL TRIVIA あなた DIDN'T KNOW!

posted by ShiningsTar542

Here are some pretty amazing facts that あなた probably didn't know:

Originally, Coca-Cola was green. It was an herbal medicine used for dizziness and stomach pain.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The height of the pyramid of Cheops is equal to one millionth of the distance separating the Earth from the Sun....

Why do we say OK? In the Civil War, when troops returned to camp after a battle, they carried a banner with the number of dead written on it. No dead = 0K (an English acronym for "0 Killed". Hence, OK to say that 'all is well'.

The youngest pope in history was only 11.

Chimpanzees and dolphins are the only 動物 capable of recognizing themselves in a mirror.

Pretty amazing right? What other facts could あなた add?

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things to do in a store

posted by karpach_13

JUST IN CASE YOUR BORED

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分 intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of オレンジジュース on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. 移動する "Caution: Wet...

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things to do in a movie theater

posted by karpach_13

Things to do in a movie theater
1. Inform the entire theatre that あなた have to go to the bathroom. Wait a 分または so and tell everyone that あなた feel better now.

2. Applaud.

3. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.

4. Sing along with the backround music.

5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"

6. Snore.

7. Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if あなた are sitting in the front.

8. Make shadow puppets.

9. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.

10. Walk around behind the screen....

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The Waffle Thief

posted by awesomebrowny

There was a VERY picky family and they got on EVERYBODY'S nerves. One 日 brother Billy saw sister Lily's ワッフル just...sitting there.So while she and brother Bob were talking to their mom fighting about who ストール, 盗んだ brother Joe's ワッフル the other day, so Billy decided to take Lilly's ワッフル and run. Billy ran as fast as he could into his room shut the door and started to eat the waffles.Billy's dad came in and asked what he was doing...as soon as he saw the ワッフル he closed the door and 発言しました "u know u should really try not 2 make a big commotion while stealing waffles,but then again gimmie...